kiddy buzzer

Can't hang with the drinking professionals. Passes out like a little kid. Big Da Da drinks kids under the table

Don't be a kiddy buzzer pussy... Drink up or go to bed. Do you need Big Dad to tuck you in?

by Earlcando September 14, 2013

picnic buzz

Noun: A state of alcoholic intoxication achieved by maintaining a 2-2.5 drink buzz for 2-4 hours (as one would do at a picnic or barbecue), characterized by happiness easing into a general malaise and the feeling you're headed for a nap as soon as you get home.

Playing cornhole is way more fun when you've got a good picnic buzz going on.

by puzzfuzz December 10, 2013

boat buzzer

A young person with an unexplainable fear of motorboating. Usually stems from childhood boating accidents involving topless women.

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Complete breast immersion is the only way boat buzzers can fight the fear and embrace the tantalizing melons in their lives.

Dude, she's totally asking for it, just look at her top. Stop being such a boat buzzer and stick your face in there.

by EarlLynch October 22, 2014

unchained buzzard

Being free of a terrible relationship.

I am finally an unchained buzzard!

by Kick_bitches December 7, 2015

cum buzz

When you are talking nonsense after cumming real good.

You are talking so sweet to me, you must be cum buzzed.

by Gazelle July 30, 2016

twat buzzard

An old man that chases any woman that walks by him, no matter how disgusting or repulsive.

"That old twat buzzard keeps making moves on our waitress every time she visits his able."

by BrotherBearBruce June 4, 2016

Attack Buzzard

Is a freaky dark monkey that smells like marijuana and wet dirt. And hates all white people that are not part of the KKK

Hi my name is Attack Buzzard

by Pu$$i $layer November 13, 2017