Deuce Bumps

The goose bumps that often precede or accompany an imminent, voluminous bowel movement.

I knew I had to find a rest stop post-haste when I got the deuce bumps.

by Joe Crowe May 14, 2008

Bumply

The first and last slice of a loaf of bread, otherwise known as the crust. Dates back to the 1960s in London UK.

(Usually spoken around tea time) Can i have the bumply please? (Asked because it was the thickest slice within the loaf of bread.

by the ander clan December 23, 2009

Bobcat Bumps

A sexually transmitted disease contracted at texas state univerity, also known as herpes.

Dude i had sex with this girl in an alkek study room the other night and now i got the bobcat bumps.

by captain keystone December 11, 2010

jack bumps

After jacking off you have an acne breakout.

Freddy must have been jacking off last night. He has jack bumps all over his face.

by MLXK February 5, 2008

Poo Bumps

The warning sign of goose bumps that a big poop is about to happen. There is typically little chance of holding in a poop when this warning sign occurs.

Will began frantically searching for a bathroom as soon as his poo bumps appeared.

by kuk6969 December 23, 2010

this bumps

It’s a jam, u fuck with it, lit song

*listening to dedication 6*

Person 1: shit bro this bumps
Person 2: hell yeh it’s fresh as fuck

by Lulax April 22, 2018

Nigger Bumps

Bumps often found on the back of a black persons neck, usually after shaving.

"Yo Man! look at the size of those nigger bumps on that niggers neck"!

by KKK-KKK August 23, 2011