To "tip the bottle" is to make a mistake, usually drastic. The phrase derives its meaning from the idea that spilling a bottle of liquor or beer is a major fuck-up; tipping (or rather spilling) the bottle.
Tipping The Bottle: "Damn, Draco and Beau tipped the bottle again, I knew we couldn't trust them to do what we asked!"
by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole January 29, 2021
When after sexual intercourse the man blows his gigantic load inside the girl; The girl then proceeds to queef out the cum.
"Stacy had so much jizz stuck in her she had to ranch bottle."
"Stacy had so much jizz stuck in her she had to ranch bottle."
by Hidden Valley February 24, 2015
When your doing anal and cum inside and they goes to the bathroom and squeeze the cum out of their ass.
What happened between you and Robbie.
I did anal with Robbie and was ranch bottling for half an hour after.
I did anal with Robbie and was ranch bottling for half an hour after.
by Oh boy why did I think of this August 11, 2019
by Therealchonk August 26, 2021
do something innovative, something unique, something no one has ever done on a webcam then show it to the world. throwing random water bottles everywhere! random water bottles everywhere! just one after the other!
by poet P July 02, 2009
Example:
Eric: "Yaa you shouldda been there yesterday. Totally got my snake in a bottle"
James: "Nah dude that's impossible. You a big virgin."
Eric: "Yaa you shouldda been there yesterday. Totally got my snake in a bottle"
James: "Nah dude that's impossible. You a big virgin."
by Edgar Tarsh November 09, 2019
An incompetent bartender.
"That dumb guy behind the bar didn't know what he was doing; typical bottle monkey, just grabbing bottles and pouring them like some animal, with no knowledge or ability."
by Or,Well81 June 28, 2023