sweedish blowjob

A very depraved blowjob performed for drugs.

I really wanted some weed, so I offered Jack a sweedish blowjob

by Vestigial Limb November 13, 2016

Colonial Blowjob

The act of receiving a blowjob to completion, then immediately kicking the providing person out of their own home.

Dude I got the best colonial blowjob last night... the chick's fridge was full, I'm gonna eat rich for weeks.

by Anima_Caston August 28, 2024

National Blowjob day

Nation blowjob day it’s literally every day no matter what you gotta give him a blowjob even when your over his house or he’s over yours get him to whip
It out

Evan: Oi give me a blowjob

Evans missus:why

Evan: it’s national blowjob day

by Aizakku October 1, 2019

The Bolivian Blowjob

A form of torture that involves dousing one's penis in hand sanitizer and stroking it to the point where the friction will cause the skin peel off.

You don't want to get on bad terms with the prison guards, or else they will give you The Bolivian Blowjob, you been warned.

by Diet_is_Unknown June 11, 2025

Brooklyn Blowjob

While taking a shit, you receive falacio sitting on the toilet.

“Oh man, I was sitting on the throne dropping a duece, playing on my phone and my girl gave me the best Brooklyn Blowjob dude”

by !Bgbgbg! February 6, 2024

over the edge blowjob

When someone lies on their back with their head hanging over the edge and opens their mouth while the other person proceeds to fuck their mouth.

“Dude, last night my girl gave a over the edge blowjob” “Hell ya man”

by Boiled baby hands February 10, 2024

Bereavement Blowjob

When your loved one dies, and you get an oral sex to help you get over the sadness.

(Woman) - Hi Mitch, I know your wife just died, is there anything you need, let me know. Anything at all?

(Mitch) - Well, honestly, I could use a bereavement blowjob. Some old bay crab fries would be nice as well.

by Cliff Huddleston September 14, 2025