Back Rub

An event between a man and a women, a man and a man/women and a women (if gay / lesbian), that sould but doesnt always result in sex... the words rub my back are a sign

your sittin on the couch watchin the game and your wife says "hun will you rub my back" she does want a back rub but she's accually askin you to woo her so that it can end in sex, if not done correctly it will end in you sleeping on the couch watching a recap of the same game you watched earlier and not knowing what got you there

by Dr. Damian Alexander Ouellette III January 1, 2008

Back, Sack and Crack

The removal of hair from the back, nutsack and between the ass cheeks to achieve a more groomed and streamlined look. Usually done by waxing at a salon, or by various do-it-yourself means in the home setting.

Jason has been begging his girl to toss his salad, but she says she won't get near it til he gets a Back, Sack and Crack.

by Topaquita April 19, 2004

Back Door Girl

A girl who only enters thru a rear un-noticed entry of your house to have sex with you on the down low......a girl you only have sex with and keep it a secret.....enters thru your rear sliding glass door, comes to bedroom, has sex and leaves....

Back door girl came by last nite, had sex and she was gone.

You talking about jennifer, back door girl ?

Shes a back door girl, sneaks in , gets jiggy and sneaks back out !!!

by Heyman3000 February 12, 2010

unable-to-text-back syndrome

Being a bloke I have to say this is actually what GIRLS do. They feel the need to play "hard to get" and therefore don't text back, though usually it'll be after a couple of texts so it doesn't look too obvious.

Me: I was texting Becca earlier
My Mate: Cool, how'd it go?
Me: Ok for about half an hour, then she turned on the old unable-to-text-back syndrome
My Mate: Tut, of course...

by noisecat June 6, 2005

Banging her back out

Stereotypically, HARD, rough sex with a black female that has a big butt. Sex style MUST be DOGGY STYLE, not anal. The butt only comes into play as cushion because you will thrust so hard. The main goal is to get her as loud as possible, whilst providing pleasure for both parties.

Load moans were heard from my room by all because I was banging her back out.

by JR312 September 20, 2005

Back Seat Driver

That annoying person who sits in the back of the car, pointing out every flaw in your driving and telling you how to drive.

Joe: You just passed Sesame Street, dumbass and maybe next time you should drive slower.
Jane: Stop being a bitchy back seat driver.

by kiarafan April 26, 2010

If it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

A cautionary guide to the water of Springfield USA wherein residents such as the Simpson family reside.

Billy Corgan: Hey, Homer, looks like our next stop is your hometown, Springfield.
D'Arcy: Is it true that we have to bring our own water?
Homer: We got a little rule back home: if it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

by -DF- May 6, 2009