comfort beer

A beer you pour at home (even though you are sufficiently drunk) that you never drink, in an attempt to feel better about the nite ending.

I woke up the next day with a hang over and a full comfort beer. I smiled because I knew the nite never had to end.

by bkjb99 January 24, 2015

beer less

A person who does not have alcohol where alcohol is required at all times. The condition of this is only if the person has no beer.

Guy 1: hey man, you look beerless

Guy 2: I brought the vodka.

Guy 1: yea man but where's the beer? I guess no pong tonight since your beer less.

by Jcastello214 September 24, 2013

Yard Beer

A beer your Dad would drink while sitting in the yard arguing with neighbors.
Examples:
Old Style
Schlitz (Tall Boy's only)

Hamm's
PBR
Country Club Malt Liquor

Mom, Dad is drinking yard beer again and throwing the empty cans at the people across the street!

by SweetSugarBalls November 2, 2017

calm beer

Having a drink after an overly eventful night

After the rave last night, i could use a calm beer to recover.

by cowboy521 December 27, 2014

beer cougar

A sub-class of cougar that tries to get with males under the age of 21 by offering to buy them alcohol.

Guy 1: Dude, where did Jimmy get that beer from? He's still only 12 years old!
Guy 2: Your mom bought it for him. I think she's about to make a move on him. What a total beer cougar!
Guy 1: Poor kid, he never had a chance...

by CHnerd11 July 5, 2011

Fizz Beer

Lager.

So called as lager is a fizzy beer with lots of bubbles.

"A pint of fizz beer please"

by Johnnyboyz98 October 2, 2022

Beer Snatchers

(n.) A mythical group of creatures used to explain missing beer from the fridge. It is commonly employed as an excuse from a less than honest roommate.

Person 1: "Hey did you see the beer I left in the fridge?"

Person 2: "No bro, why?"

Person 1: "I bought a case of it but now its totally MIA"

Person 2: "Looks like we have got a nasty infestation of beer snatchers in the apartment."

by Warlock dog August 5, 2012