bacon bit

A large chunk of earwax that can randomly fall out from the ear canal, closely resembling a bacon bit.

As the mistress reached for the wine, a bacon bit fell from her ear into the chicken platter.

by Mama Mott January 30, 2019

nathan bacon

A shit football player who is the shittest player on the team.

Man this guy is such a nathan bacon.

by BeardedViking95 May 30, 2016

uncooked bacon

Scraggley ass white bitch.

Ex. My man Tarell left me for some second class uncooked bacon ass ho.

by UncookedBacon February 27, 2016

Piece of bacon

Piece of bacon mean like big fat guy

You look like piece of bacon.

by Tishmann March 29, 2021

bacon chicken

A game wherein contestants must talk about nothing but bacon. The first person to say anything not related to bacon loses. The winner is the last one to mention bacon. The game is best played by 2-3 people, in a large group that is unaware of the game.

Sarah: I find that maple syrup compliments bacon well!
Buddy: But bacon stands on it's own!
Sarah: Be right back, I gotta go take a shit
Buddy: You suck at Bacon Chicken!

by johnjacobsen March 3, 2010

Bacon Facial

The act of steaming your face with the steam created by washing hot bacon grease out of a pan in the sink.

After frying up a pan full of bacon, Bob headed over to the sink for a bacon facial.

by Cannonball September 1, 2012

Barry Bacon

Barry Bacon is a very idiotic guy. He is also normally a bully. If you see someone bullying someone, then you should call the bully Barry Bacon

That Barry Bacon is mean and always bullies everyone else, mostly Robert Petta-Fairbank

by DopiestCashew January 8, 2018