stir-bat crazy

A portmanteau, crazy word describing a middle state between stir crazy (distraught from confinement) and bat-sh*t crazy (complete state of insanity). This is most commonly used past the hours of midnight. The term was coined in the 2020 pandemic.
This is the superior term over any of the aforementioned expressions.

It is gremlin hours and I am going stir-bat crazy.

I'm so stir-bat crazy that I'm not making any sense.
I'm going stir-bat crazy after all this zoom work!

by Sweet suite 349 November 25, 2020

bat spots

A place where kinky hidden treasures exist.
A place where sex toys are hidden.

I accidentally told my softball team about the bat spots where I hide all my secret play toys.

by Earl Dirt Jr July 23, 2020

Bat breaker

When you’re about to have sex with a girl, say you’ll brake her like Batman, then proceed to pick her up over your head and drop her, kneeing her in the back as she falls. From there, you proceed to fuck her.

Yo I gave this girl a bat breaker last night, she still hasn’t moved since

by Dirtygrandpa11111 September 30, 2021

prostitute bat

A prostitute bat is a big sildo for prostitutes

That prostitute bat was so big, I loved shoving it up your smelly pussy.

by AKSK1LZZ May 19, 2018

bat

apparently you can murder furries with this
#BeatAFurryDay

Hey, it’s a furry, brutally beat the shit outta it with your bats!

by he he noob April 8, 2023

Bat rat

Cutesie name to call ur bestfriend

Hi best bat rat how’s it going

by Bug lover September 12, 2021

A lion with a baseball bat

What you tattoo on your own back so people know not to mess with you. WARNING: Could be mistaken for a butt with a wig playing the oboe.

Person 1: That's a lion with a baseball bat
Person 2: Kinda looks like a butt with a wig playing the oboe.

by Exxacto February 19, 2023