Ultimate Asshole

An ultimate asshole is the supreme of all tiers of assholism. While there may be the fearsome, mega-asshole, the ranking is still considered below that of the Ultimate Asshole, which is the absolute of all assholes. These people often do not hold back, and show no mercy when crossed. The only worthy opponent of this foe is none other than Chuck Norris and numerous Roundhouse Kicks to the face.

That girl I asked out the other night totally led me on - but she wasn't an Ultimate Asshole like my ex-girlfriend.

My boss is the worst - most definitely the Ultimate Asshole on my team!

Your shitty attitude lately has earned you the title of Ultimate Asshole.

by Ultimate Asshole March 8, 2012

assholefucklickers

A sex position when the sex is between two girls and one man. The position involves the man giving anal sex to one woman, while the other woman licks the first womans asshole.

Jane: Hey mary, you wana go have some assholefucklickers with my hubby?
Mary: Sure!
Jane's Hubby: Yay!

by fthmdg June 20, 2006

liquid asshole

Expression used to describe the god-awful smell or taste of a beverage.

Note: You don't actually have to know what an asshole smells or tastes like to use this expression.

Oh my god dude, this Long Island tastes/smells like liquid asshole!

by Nickz December 9, 2008

Prepare your asshole

An exclamation when an upcoming event or deadline is approaching that will most likely lead to hardship. This can be used synonymously with the phrase "Your gonna get raped".

Dakota - "Man, I have two test, a paper, and finals are coming up... I am going to fail out of college...."

Travis - "Well damn, you better prepare your asshole.."

by xSSKT May 24, 2011

asshole

a yankees fan, because they typically display poor sportsmen ship and even boo their good players (i.e. booing Roger Maris the year he broke the record for most home runs in a season)

Yankee Fan: "Fuck you ref, A-rod doesn't stike out (throws beer and whatever else he can find onto the field)
Fan of (insert team currently playing the Yankees): What an asshole!

by H.m October 4, 2005

Asshole Retard

n., 1. Someone who doesn't know his ass from a retard in the ground.

use: "Look at that fucking idiot, what an asshole retard."

Origin: Started when it was no longer enough to just call someone an asshole or a retard.

1. Those kids who do backyard wrestling. Somehow throwing your best friend off the roof of his house equals fun for these assholes. The retard portion is just kind of implied since they thought this was a good idea in the first place.

2. The 1985 Chicago Bears for there rendition of the "Super Bowl Shuffle". Read the lyrics and you will agree. Some examples include "running the ball is like making romance", "I practice all day, dance all night", and of course "I run like lightnin', pass like thunder." If this is not the definition of asshole retard I don't know what is.

3. Anyone with a mullet.

4. Those guys who have "bumper balls" hanging from the trailer hitch of their truck. See bumperballs.com for plenty of examples.

by Turd Ferguson February 4, 2005

Sucking Asshole

To liberally Inhale the contents of someones asshole.

Hey you! where you going? Come back suck my asshole! It's Clean... I promise!!!

by Christina October 16, 2003