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Person 0: 《¤》Jason 《¤》 Mantzoukas 《¤》 Jason 《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

Jason Kaplan

Soft, like room temperature butter. Is definitely not good at gentleman bets. Very Fragile... Sucks at Thursday night dishes. Plays instruments decently well, but Mel sounds so much better!!!!!!

(1) Don't be a Jason Kaplan out on the field, we need you at the end of the season.
(2) You are acting like a Jason Kaplan, man up!!!!!!!
(3) The band sounded great tonight, but you were outshined like your name is Jason Kaplan or something!!!!
(4) If you ever want to see your friends you better listen to Nae Nae on Thursday nights, don't pull a Jason Kaplan!!!!!
(5) If you make a gentleman bet you should pay up, im sick of this Jason Kaplan Crap!!!!

by MING DYNASTY October 22, 2019

Jason

The orphan.

Man, that kid with no parents is really a Jason!

by Yourmompickedagoodname August 25, 2022

Jason

A super nice person to know. Who likes to joke around and who is very sarcastic. He has a 7 inch dick that he can fly with. He is super shredded and is very respectful to the woman he likes most.

Hey Jason wanna have sexs

by Blackman444kkk December 6, 2021

Jason

Jason is much more than the name of a serial killer in the Halloween movies.

Unlike his famously named counterpart Jason's around the world are known as the one who will build up his friends and family and not cut them down.

Jason's are strong and ridiculously intelligent. Always thinking on his feet and problem solving with record speed.

Jason's are so filled with love and they love to love.

If you want the job done right higher a Jason

by M4G1C_J4Y October 23, 2020

Jason

An assbutt

dude, jason is the worst

by eyyopotato March 9, 2018

Jason

A man who who thinks he pull a bandana

Jason does not look good in that bandana

by EternalPhx November 22, 2023