nose douche

A neti pot. Used to flush the sinuses. Popular in Asia for colds, and allergies.

My God, my face feels like it's going to explode. Go get me my nose douche to clear out these boogers!

by Zoftig_One October 21, 2010

Douche Wad

The act of being a super douche.

Tom, you need to learn your manners and stop being a huge douche wad, so you can get your planner back.

by Reggie Rugburn November 16, 2010

Douch Weasel

some one who is just a complete fuck up and needs to learn his or her place.

Person one: that Tee shirt is so gay!
Person two: STFU YOU DOUCH WEASEL!

by PIMPIN N' PEELIN May 3, 2009

douche rack

definition for....i.e,....a group of 2 or more douches/assholes, or pricks

dude1: hey dude...check out those posers over there.
dude2: yeah i saw....pffft..what a douche rack

by NOFX=finally, a punk band May 16, 2006

douche trough

Bigger than a douche bag, smaller than a douche rocket. When someone is showing moderate levels of douche behavior.

Guy1: Man he's a douchebag.
Guy2: No way, he's a douche rocket.
Guy3: Okay, let's go with douche trough.

by DHawk33 January 20, 2008

douche cag

(n.)

Insult one typically uses when too flustered to think of or actually pronounce the proper terms of douche fag or douche bag.

Refers to someone who has just pissed you off so monumentally that for lack of better lingual skills this word comes out as your insult.

*Man walks in and goes up to a priceless masterpiece you have been painting for several years and urinates on it. Before ripping him to pieces in blind maniacal rage, you scream out, "You,... you douche cag!!!"

by Fa-Rhino April 10, 2009

douche bragger

A douche bragger is someone who often feels the need to brag to others about the overexaggerated stupid shit they have done. Basically informing us on how much of a douchebag they really are.

"I LOVED opening that check for $4000 after doing that acting gig" annouces Cam(Douche bragger in question)

"shut the hell up! and get your own bed.... ya douchebragger," says the homeless bloke sleeping on a park bench.

by douche-homo October 18, 2008