grapple toe

When someone has fucked up toes and uses them as tools. For example to pick things up and tie people's shoe laces. Ewan studd has these toes and toe fucks his girlfriend and dog all the time. The dog loves it very much.

Izzy- "ewan pass me that parsnip"
Ewan *picks up the parsnip with his monkey feet and launches it at her*.,

Izzy- "fuck that you're grapple toes have touched it"

by Burtysquirty123 August 29, 2017

Square toes

A type of cowboy boot for work and going out. Usually worn by hicks and cowboys on a daily basis.

“Hey he has his square toes on he must be going out to dinner with his girl.”
“Yeah and he must of just got done working on the ranch. “

by Oklahoma cowboy February 28, 2019

Toe-slammer

A person who is funny but rude. A person who makes you laugh and then cry.

She was a real toe-slammer.

by loatgoat December 19, 2018

Thumb Toes

When you have small toes (or they're disproportionate from the rest of you feet) they're called thumb toes as they look like your thumb.

Haha Gibby! You've got thumb toes!

by Fietta December 24, 2018

toe anal

When a man fucks a girl with his toe and/or toes that may or may not cause {diarrhea anal}

"man she really wanted toe anal last night"

by Toe anal June 15, 2018

Toe Hitch

When a man with abnormally large big toes inserts one into another mans asshole.

Sometimes toe hitching is used to successfully push hemerroids back in.

Jeff toe hitched Ray in the pool.

by Toasty Faggot July 8, 2018

Momma-Toes

Momma-Toes is a sly name for MILF. it is meant as a way to be secretive in pointing out a MILF. The word is a derivative of "toes", meaning a hot woman is near.

For instance, instead of saying, "Hey there's a MILF! You would say, "Momma-Toes."

by ImBuddyRichWhenIFlyOffTheHandl July 29, 2018