Luca

Luca is a really geeky nerdy guy that is often very short. He is kinda annoying and likes to correct the teacher. He's a teacher's pet or the teacher hates him. Lucas have brown hair. They're probably jesus. or satan. or both. they have the chubbiest cheeks. if you slap a luca they will steal your bones.

BAZINGA.

Bro 1: LUCA IS AN ALIEN BRO
Bro 2: DUUIUUUUDE I KNOW
Bro 3: DUUUUUUDE

by litteidiot April 9, 2019

Luca

Luca is the type of guy to always cheer you up, has a huge penis and is one of the greatest when it comes to the bed department. Not many people realise how much you will miss him once he is gone. Gets many girls, has great looks and an awesome family.

Do you see that guy over there? Ye he has a Luca dick

by Cool dude kris April 12, 2019

luca

a boy that loves jumping on big tooth brushes to simulate anal

'goes into bath tub'

'stands into the wright position'
'jumps butt first onto the tooth brush'
'Luca' UGHHHHHHHH'

by bb0bbyy April 15, 2019

luca loproto

luca loproto, where do we get started. well he is cursed with shortness even his dads is tall, has ight hair, small dick, use to be good a soccer but wasted his life on his dads e cigarette. very plain and has a hot cousin

oh luca loproto.... that faggot
oh yeahhh luca loproto. his cousins hot

by qucamoolleee mann September 23, 2019

Lucas

Lucas is a creative guy. He may be shy around new people but when you get to know him he is the funniest person you will ever meet. Lucas's know all the memes and makes great Tik Toks. if you meet a Lucas you should hole on to him. he may be useful.

Lucas is so cool

by thomas tha tank ngine September 24, 2019

Lucas

Hottest cunt, Biggest dick, King Of Plenty, Drives the Minge Mobile, Fucks the dutch birds.

Jim: ‘Holly fuck that dutch bird is getting it’
Bob: ‘Yea she’s dating a Lucas, Aparently She lets him wipe it on the curtains’
Jim:’Geez I wish i was a Lucas’

Lincoln Smells

by lpa2005 September 27, 2019

Luca

A dorky guy who makes you laugh harder than anyone ever will. Although he’s 4’11 he’s personality makes up for his lack of height. He’s so freakishly book smart that you look at him as though he were Albert Einstein. He’s not the most socially advanced but he makes you feel loved and special. He loves to cuddle and will play the piano for you. He’s also very likely Italian so the means a lifetime supply of good food.

“Why are you dating him!?”
“Because he’s Luca”

by Lucasbae September 28, 2019