your dad

the person who left you for the milk

your dad left you kid

by meme boi 2947 June 8, 2022

your mum

A dumb joke that idiots use like me.

idiots also use it for roasting people but we all know that won't work

roast: person: boii you look like saggy wet noodles

idiot: like your mum?

by WhoEatDaOreo January 14, 2017

Your Dad

He isnt here. Hes not sorry either. Your mom should have gotten an abortion and hed still be here. Its all your fault. Thats why your mom abuses you as well.

Kid: Mom when is dad coming back.
Mom: Your dad is never coming back becausr of you stupid bitch.

by UrFatAssDadLeft4Milk May 17, 2023

Your Mom

The most low effort way to annoy someone. Works effectively in some cases. Can make a situation awkward.

Friend: “What are you doing? Me: “Your Mom.” or it could be, Mom: “Where were you!!?” Me: Your moms house. Wait.”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022

Your ma

Your ma is the sexiest thing going

I rode your ma 😂

by Georgia28lxx April 9, 2019

Your Mom

the largest living mammal in existence

Your mom is so huge

by Hey Shit Face Ur Gay May 16, 2021

Your Mom

the come back someone says when they have nothing else to say.

homo".."...your mom

by yourgonnalikemynuts November 15, 2010