your mom

the biggest thing ever created

me: I'm going to see my mom
someone: your mom is very big

by Burgirfancy September 15, 2021

your mom

the universe is ever expanding and yet its still smaller than your mom by a large margin

a joke you use is called your mom

by the dry water September 15, 2021

your mom

your moms cute <3

you mum gay for me she suck my 99 inch cock and said it was not worth it. She is so gay she only likes short dudes named aiham. Aiham is so cute and short. your mom starts drooling when she thinks abt me infact the only thing she think abt is “aiham”

by aiham hi hoe September 15, 2021

Your mom

Your mom is a joke used to bully or displease who’s targeted and be a bit sad or a response to questions

Person A: Yo how’s your day goin?
Person B: Your mom 🤠✌️

by Ashe~! September 16, 2021

Your Mom

The fattest person alive with the widest pussy known to man.

Person1: My house broke down yesterday.
Person2: Because of "your mom"?

by MDM55 September 20, 2021

your mom

a commen phrase used by gay men to show that they are gay

personA:what am i a donkey

personB:your mom

by hb#2pencil September 20, 2021

Your mom

The only woman I will be Gay for.

You're mom's gay.
I'm gay.

She's a milf.
Tell her I said hey sexy.

You: so who yoy trying to hook up with?

Me: your mom 😫😫

by Rieners mommy milkers September 21, 2021