Wife

The World's most Intimidating and Frightening Entity

John: "Hold on, my wife is comming!"
Mike: ".........."

by Piggy0620 May 8, 2024

my bitch ex wife

A woman who breaks your heart and steals your little shitheads you call children

My bitch ex wife cheated on me with Steve’s BBC!

by Imissmykids May 14, 2024

fasc-wife

A fasc-wife is a combination of the words 'fascist' and 'wife' and quite literally means a fascist wife. It is most often used by male fascists to describe female fascist love interests.

Person 1: I want a fasc-wife.
Person 2: You'll find a good fascist girl eventually.

by advancedlove March 27, 2024

Wife’s Gambit

Where a wife has to choose between giving a blowjob or having anal sex.

Last night I was faced with the wife’s gambit with my aggressive husband.

by chickenboy June 7, 2021

Wife Privilege

Wife privilege, or wife/common law or girlfriend privilege, is the personal privilege that benefits the husband from her hairdressing skills over non hairdressing experiences in some households, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstances.

Benson: Haircut? What! Everything is closed, how'd you manage that?

Hedges: Wife cut it.

Benson: Wife Privilege, whatever!

by RobbieStJean May 29, 2021

Ex-wife hammer

Using a dead blow hammer on a wrench to loosen a bolt or to retorque when re assembling

I had to use the ex-wife hammer to get the calipers off the car

by Gremlin14 May 18, 2024

Wife

Another term for dishwasher

Did you see my new wife? Yeah my old dishwasher was better

by Black people are funny (sike) September 12, 2022