Wife’s Gambit

Where a wife has to choose between giving a blowjob or having anal sex.

Last night I was faced with the wife’s gambit with my aggressive husband.

by chickenboy June 7, 2021

asylum wife

Crazy ahh girlfriend.

Can't get a break cause of my asylum wife.

by asylumhusband May 31, 2024

fasc-wife

A fasc-wife is a combination of the words 'fascist' and 'wife' and quite literally means a fascist wife. It is most often used by male fascists to describe female fascist love interests.

Person 1: I want a fasc-wife.
Person 2: You'll find a good fascist girl eventually.

by advancedlove March 27, 2024

Trad wife

A woman who lives a traditional lifestyle in which the man or husband is the provider and protector, and the woman or wife is responsible for maintaining the household, and raising their children.

Sometimes used as a slur for a woman who is anti-feminist, or does not ascribe to the "boss babe" mentality.

Lacey stopped hanging out with us every weekend. She has totally become a trad wife.

by I'm your master. Deal with it. July 26, 2024

rens wife

Typically a lexi or Parker, or both, she is sexy and wild and they go to the club weekly

Damn, lexi and parker are sexy but they are rens wife.

by Vfhj bh April 27, 2021

Wife Span

The sum of years married divided by the number of marriages.

Jimmy has a really short wife span on average 4 years.

by macaddictr October 29, 2012

Wife Privilege

Wife privilege, or wife/common law or girlfriend privilege, is the personal privilege that benefits the husband from her hairdressing skills over non hairdressing experiences in some households, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstances.

Benson: Haircut? What! Everything is closed, how'd you manage that?

Hedges: Wife cut it.

Benson: Wife Privilege, whatever!

by RobbieStJean May 29, 2021