by crazydog_ March 24, 2024

What da fishes "answered with a grin" after Humpty Dumpty sternly warned them dat "it will be better to obey" his request dat they send him some of their primest specimens for his dinner-table, rather than his having to grumblingly continue with da disgusting bean-curd crap dat he was presently being obliged to gag down because he wasn't having any luck catching fish to eat.
Perhaps after Humpty Dumpty received da fishes' amused "Why, what a TEMPEH you are in!" response and thus failed at getting any tasty omega-oils-rich fillets to fry up, he instead began resorting to starchy white underground tubers for his sauteed sustenance, and dat's how "Da Great H. D." snacks company was founded.
by QuacksO January 27, 2021

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by BigStupidIdiot April 28, 2021

Jake: What should we search to confuse people?
Mike: We should search why is there a gaint health bar in the sky.
Jake: Good idea Mike.
Mike: We should search why is there a gaint health bar in the sky.
Jake: Good idea Mike.
by MogliMC December 31, 2020

'Why! Why do we have to vote for an orange cheeto or an old simp!' said Tim,' 'America is going to be ruined!''
by Weebmerii July 30, 2020
