wang

A weird word for "dick"

I once met a dude whose name was "Long Wang", but then I saw him and he has a micropenis. Kinda ironic

by imgettingfatpleasehelp December 2, 2018

Wang

Another name for a males penis.

Hunter has a very small wang.

by Ayeidk April 5, 2015

Wang Merchant

Someone who thinks they get loads of attention from men and flaunts it in others faces. But they don't.

"Charlotte's a proper wang merchant."

by I'mNotAWangMerchant August 18, 2016

wang slap

1) to slap hard against the face

2) a chinese name

Bitch I will wang slap you.

by ggggggggsffffffffsssssssssssss May 6, 2009

Wang Car

A car usually inhabited by 4 chavy bastards. More often than not bought by the driver's mum, Largely They include, but not exclusive to, Ford Fiestas and Volkswagen Golfs, Can be heavily customized because they think it's "cool". Often seen out side McDonalds or KFC. Occupants are usually looking for a fight for no apparent reason.

Look at that lot on their wang car. What a bunch of fuck knuckles.

by The Buggamint Brady Company. November 12, 2021

chewbaca wang

a really hairy cock

rachael asked sally, "I had sex with John last night, he had a massive chewbaca wang"

by jrh17 December 9, 2015

Jimmy wang

Penis

Cason's jimmy wang is 7 7/16 inches long

by Rosemailing January 14, 2016