university of north dakota

University of North Dakota, formally known as UND, and also known for the Fighting Sioux Hockey team, and the flight school. Has sub-par education with a good label on it. Most students could possibly be corn-fed and inbred minnekotans (minnesota/northdaka residents) who drink heavily during all seasons especially during the relentless winter. Girls are known to be very easy due to their former lifestyles on the farm performing beastiality with the animals. The remaining 15% of students are asian aviation students who enjoy anime and talking jibberish, while avoiding showers and keeping their toxic smell. Fraternities are a big part of student life, a big cover up of luring drunk girls to the bedroom, this activity is especially encouraged throughout the student body, along with sharing of STD's between groups of friends via choice females. Studying is almost not known at UND, due to functioning alcoholism among students of all ages, also due to daily parties and hockey games. There is a large known rivalry between UND and the farming community of incest formally known as North dakota state University in Fargo.

University of North Dakota has such sick parties the professors like hearing about them and remembering their glory days.

did you hear about that girl date raped at university of north dakota?

by sioux soldier March 8, 2012

Queen's University

Queen's is an internationally known Canadian university situated near the downtown of the city of Kingston. With beautiful architecture consistent throughout the entirety of the university's buildings, and renowned undergraduate and graduate faculties, it is an attractive university choice for many successful students. Queen's also has one of the highest entrance averages throughout all of Canada. In addition, the university boasts a graduate rate well above the nation wide average. Considered a Canadian Ivy league school Queen's has many assumed rivals, yet the students see few other universities worthy of rivalry and outdo all other universities in terms of academics and a variety of sports. Queen's graduates are often hardworking individuals and highly intelligent. These students have the opportunity to partake in a variety of traditions throughout the school year which are unique to the university.

Queen's University students aren't even allowed to wear their leather jackets until they finish their last exam! I wish we had leather jackets and cool traditions at our school

by Cane Doe December 18, 2010

temple university

a good school surrounded by a terrible ghetto in north philly, known for its horrible football team and cramped basement parties. go owls.

she was going to go to temple university but during her tour she was mugged by 3 bums wearing old 8 ball jackets.

by temple kid. December 5, 2009

Circle of the Universally Nurturing Transcendental Sisterhood

AKA CUNTS, the secret women's -- er, womyn's -- organization for which all feminist organizations are either pawns or fronts. Their only serious adversary is the patriarchal Faithful Union of Christian Knighthood (FUCK), with whom they have struggled since time immemorial.

"Your sister is a cunt, dude."

"Shut up! That's CUNTS, the Circle of the Universally Nurturing Transcendental Sisterhood. And if she finds out you know she's a member, she'll kill you!"

"Huh?"

by Gahmuret July 5, 2006

University of North Texas

The Mean Green fighting eagles. Known for its music and education departments. LIKE FOR INSTANCE, THE GUY ON AMERICAN IDOL...UNT ALUM. THANKS. And...The Eli Young Band.

I wear GREEN and lots of it and I can SING BITCH...but don't ask me about our football team, cuz University of North Texas football sucks ass.

by DylanButIGObyBOB June 21, 2008

michigan state university

The best university in the world for a complete collegic experience. MSU has a lot to offer its students: a great atmosphere, a great education, a great social experience, and many other benefits including an extremely attractive student population. The MSU female is the perfect combination of brains and looks, and the MSU male is/gets lucky (often).

I went to Michigan State University and, not only received a great education, but also gained an extremely outgoing and social personality that I could not possibly have attained by going to the Univeristy of Michigan. This is probably why, after my interview, I was successful in getting the job over 4 UofM kids.

by SoberDave June 11, 2006

Bond University

Elitist university on the Gold Coast, Australia. Devoid of communist dogma and concrete like UQ, QUT and Griffith, Bond was founded by convicted fraudster Alan Bond in 1987, a legacy secretly held strong by graduating students today. It is the most expensive university in Australia and couldn't care less as students proudly get what they pay for.

"Oh you're at uni? 'Getting smarter' at Griffith University?"
"Griffith? See the Polo? See the BMW? I don't go to any PUBLIC uni! I go to Bond University, bitch!"

"Bondies: My Dads your Dad's boss and one day I'll be your boss too!"

by Your Future Bondie Boss October 27, 2008