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twitter

a place for all to get cancelled for doing absolutely nothing.
dont go on twitter, or youll get cancelled.
by pterodactylfeet May 8, 2021
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Twitter

A platform with hundreds and thousands of stupid, dumb, idiotic, waste of time arguments, plus a bonus of thousands of thirst-trap and sex bots account, waiting for your reply, hoping to get yes as an answer.
"Hey, I found something on Twitter!"
"What is it?"
"I-I don't know... but I agreed to this.. please come look at this."
"Dude, you just fell for a thirst-trap. What the hell is wrong with you, John?"
by imperfectcub178 December 2, 2022
mugGet the Twittermug.

twitter

a place that no one will tolerate your f*cking opinion
'damn man, you heard about twitter' says a guy

'ye bro, heard that no one gives a shit bout what you like there'

'aight imma post i like anime'

*instantly gets cancelled
by quadruple_bingus May 20, 2022
mugGet the twittermug.

Brown Twitter

A group of Twitter users who are South Asian and live in English-speaking countries. The girls usually obsess over Desi clothes, makeup, Bollywood movies, beards, and Zayn Malik or Sidaddy Malhotra. The guys usually like saying the n word, which makes Black Twitter and feminists very angry. Brown Twitter users love to beef over everything and anything: there's brown guys vs. brown girls, Twitter feminists vs. "Shareef Squad" (or the rest of BT)....or even specifically within Muslims on BT there's hijabis vs. non hijabis, Sunnis vs. Shias....all kinds of arguments. People on BT form their own little group chats and make their own squads. Brown Twitter is a big fucking MESS and everyone can agree on that one.
"Hey ugly ass chutiya, you followed some people on Brown Twitter yet?"
"Yeah we're in the NAIDP groupchat, and you can't join, sorry."
"That's cool, I'm part of MOB $QUAD and Hamids Squad, bruh did you see the beef that happened between iranikanjari and Shaun Singh?"
"Holy fucking shit, that was intense !!!!!"

"I'm part of all these groupchats, does that mean I'm in Brown Twitter?"
"Bitch you gotta get a tweet stolen by @Indian_Stats, or get blocked by him! Did you know he's a pedophile?"
"Everyone knows that, the screenshots are posted everywhere. By the way, I am blocked. In fact, he blocks everyone on BT who has 1k followers, he thinks we're 'powerful' lmao."
"Lmao bruh what an ugly ass pussy"
by sotruimmarelate2urlifeson September 11, 2016
mugGet the Brown Twittermug.

Estate Twitter

Also known as Elite Twitter is a Ghanaian segregated bunch of people who think they are cool and better than others and go about trying to shit on Abenkwan tweeps
Suit guy ein relationship cameraman trying act all intelligent so he can be seen as estate Twitter tweep
by 007gayzee March 9, 2022
mugGet the Estate Twittermug.

Election Twitter

A community on X (Twitter) made up of autistic gay people (or homophobes depending on the party).

These people either cope and whine about elections or argue over autistic predictions for elections. There is Conservative ET (Con ET) which has prominent voices such as Luc J. Gagnon, and there is Liberal ET (Lib ET) which also has its prominent voices, such as Winter Politics.

Both suffer from severe autism. Oh yeah also in Election Twitter 1/3 of the people are pedophiles.
John: Did you see what Lib Election Twitter said? They think Roy Cooper will run in the 2026 US Senate Election in North Carolin-

Mark: I'm not an autistic retard. I honestly don't give a shit.
mugGet the Election Twittermug.

Drunk twitter

A) everything, like all posts, on Twitter right now
B) your posts on Twitter that you create while craft and bail
First of all get of drunk Twitter definition b); Twitter and alcohol are not a food combination. Now be suspicious of everything you see on Twitter because of drunk Twitter definition a); it looks like everything that was twitterposed was composed by drunk people.
by Sexydimma April 9, 2022
mugGet the Drunk twittermug.

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