Trees spontaneously combust when Tom Molitor walks by to avoid the pain they are about to experience.
by daannenenyeyeyeuuulll?? July 13, 2011
Get the Tom Molitormug. a tall rugged looking man who uses his brute ruggitivity to lure young wenches into his nest for mating. The 'Tom Rees' tends to prefer fresh meat but has been known to dable in other varieties of wench. E.g, Slightly underage, over weight or married.
On the whole, the Tom Rees is a fun and trustworthy legend who takes particular enjoyment from getting you shitfaced.
On the whole, the Tom Rees is a fun and trustworthy legend who takes particular enjoyment from getting you shitfaced.
by S.M + M.M October 3, 2013
Get the tom reesmug. The insult that is the end-all to any argument. It is the only possible comeback to the expression, "Your face!" His name must be yelled at maximum volume for full effect.
by Wedge Antilles June 13, 2008
Get the tom harkinmug. by EstonianCabbage May 3, 2023
Get the mazz tommug. Tom Zagonetka (also known as Lord Z, Zaggy, Tommy) is quite simply the epitemy of good looking. You can find this hot, tenessee student lurking outside the potions room to impress his not so secret love Valkyrie.
He likes attention, hugs and girls.
He doesn't like Konstantinos Zwickel, or all other retarded people for that matter... he can be very biased against them.
His best friends are Dan Nagus, Nika, and Taliah.
He likes attention, hugs and girls.
He doesn't like Konstantinos Zwickel, or all other retarded people for that matter... he can be very biased against them.
His best friends are Dan Nagus, Nika, and Taliah.
Girl: Oh Tom!
Tom Zagonetka: You know it.
Random person: Did you see Lord Z today?
Random person 2: Yes, he was with V.
Tom Zagonetka: You know it.
Random person: Did you see Lord Z today?
Random person 2: Yes, he was with V.
by crusoe Cheng April 11, 2010
Get the Tom Zagonetkamug. Tom Girls have strength with style. They like to do things that boys like to do yet look like girls. They are most comfortable kicking ass as in a pretty dress.
by tomgirlchronicles September 16, 2010
Get the Tom Girlmug. A beautiful example of quite possibly the best person ever. Tom Supples' are generally some of the most gorgeous specimens of males you will ever meet. Females swoon over them and they have fabulous appearances. They are in every sense of the word perfect, and no one can compare. They also have massive penises and gets/gives the best sex out of everyone in the world.
lol jk he is Macaulay Culkin.
lol jk he is Macaulay Culkin.
by tattooedbutterfly August 9, 2011
Get the Tom Supplemug.