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Textcipline

The process where an individual texts so much that they have teach themselves text message discipline.
John: Dude I sent over 4,000 text messages last month, this is getting ridiculous

Bob: MAN, you better teach yourself some self-textcipline before you get carpal tunnel
by id714 August 20, 2008
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textcation

turning your cellular device off, or refraining from charging your battery in order to take a break from text overload
1. i'm enjoying my textcation @crackberry rehab

2. the Times ran an article regarding Obama's upcoming textcation when he will have to turn over his crackberry for secure purposes.

3. Gf: he thinks i'm constantly available to text back

GF2: you need to turn that crack off and take a textcation
by tenzen January 2, 2009
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textasm

The point at which two people actively engaged in sexting have reached a point in dirtiness that cannot be matched later in conversation, thus reaching a climax of sexual innuendos.
The conversation had clearly reached its textasm after the two revealed their secret fantasies. They could not figure out a way to top that and lost the sexy mood until the refractory period had ended.
by Saint Bennie August 30, 2010
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Textatery

The person sending a text on behalf of someone else.
Since, in California, it is illegal to send text messages while driving, you need a Textatery. It is kind of like a secretary who takes dictation, except they send texts.

Example: While I was driving home I needed to send a text, so I had to dictate the message to my Textetary.
by jdtam September 1, 2010
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textcapade

The act texting an entire conversation between two people.
After me and my boyfriend's lengthy "textcapade" last night, we are now officially broken up.
by travelchick May 6, 2010
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textcitement

to show how excited you are by what someone had texted to you..using exclamation points and/or smiley faces
the hottest fucking girl texted me how much she wants me to fuck her,so i texted back "fuck yeah,bro!!!!" with textcitement
by urge and tish May 28, 2010
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Textcation

When you go on vacation and text your friends your daily activities and stops.
Thank you for taking me on your textcation, I really enjoyed myself.
by Chrissypissy99 July 5, 2010
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