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Polish Microphone

Pilots on long flights in small aircraft would often install in a small funnel attached to a rubber hose that ran out side. If necessary they would use funnel to relieve themselves during the flight
No need to stop at the next gas station said Bill. I'll just use the Polish Microphone
by Largo 7 May 29, 2014
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We've had Polish burglars

A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.
Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.

That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.
by Trill_LV December 25, 2014
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Polish bicycle ride

Going home with one of the few promiscuous women that frequent the Cedar Tavern or other small Polish town bar, and proceeding to have sexual coitus. Also, see village bicycle.
I stopped into to the tavern for a few pints, ended up drinking all night and decided to go for a Polish bicycle ride.
by TheWinedOne June 17, 2021
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Polished Freckle

The act of spreading baby gravy on the butthole and giving a rim job.
sparkman: Bro you’re not going to believe what our boss just asked me to do, give them a polished freckle!
Teabone: that’s foul, do it!
by Swarles Barkley April 9, 2025
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Polish hurricane

When a girl is giving you a rim job, and you fart in her mouth. She gets both surprised and angry and blows it back in your face.
Janet gave me a polish hurricane because i just about blew mud in her mouth.
by Richard Cranium August 25, 2015
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Polish Birds Nest

A sexual position (usually with 3 people, one preferably with long hair) where one person puts there hair around a females genitals, then a male penetrates the females genitalia with his penis until the nest is dyed white with a mixture of the 3 peoples sperm.
What’s up man, you look like you haven’t slept!”
“Aw man you should’ve seen it, I performed the Polish Birds Nest with Sally and Greg.”
“Isn’t Sallly your sister?”
by Cdvdbrghthrhdv June 21, 2023
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Polishing My Granite

Lubing up your winkie and polishing until completion.
My girl and I were having an amazing night but the best part when she would start Polishing My Granite winkie.
by graniteman1960 February 21, 2020
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