Steam Toilet

Someone who has to listen or go through one's negative emotional outburts or letting off steam

Angry girl: MY BOYFRIEND IS GAY, SO GAY HE"S THE GAYEST OF ALL GAYS
You: Hey knock it off i'm not your steam toilet

by Kezmantheaxeman February 3, 2010

Toilet Sex

An act of which three people join together in the toilets to piss

Person one: guys I really need to pee!
Person two: yes! toilet seggs!
Person three: yes lets go have toilet seggs!

Person four: whats toilet sex?

Person one: where we go and piss in the toilets!

by goffgorl February 22, 2022

Toilet Ninja

Someone who makes it to the toilet just before you do

'I was going to to toilet and just as I got to the door, Jack rushed in before me!'

'Ah Jacks a Toilet Ninja'

by sn8f1st October 8, 2008

Toilet Clogger

a gay guy who gives a rimjob to another gay guy's anus while they're having sex

sebastian called carlos a toilet clogger, but he took it as a compliment

by shaqlover909 May 22, 2016

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toilet paper eggs

the curled up bits of toilet paper left in your bum hairs after you wipe too hard with cheap toilet paper after a shit

Ah man, that bog roll has left me with toilet paper eggs in my ass nest..

Bev was not impressed by his dads new tattoo, so he dropped his duds to give his dad a brown eye and his dad said "damn boy, you got toilet paper eggs hatching in your anus"

by Katey Kate Kat Ka K March 10, 2014

buying the toilet paper

"Buying the toilet paper" is to perform an action one knows will have no impact on their current dilemma, yet they perform it anyways just to feel like you have some control over an uncontrollable situation.

Based on the 2020 toilet paper shortages.

"voting is pointless. I'd just be buying the toilet paper."

by slutilda March 14, 2020