Cookie Sheet

A name for a man so extremely hot and sexy that you could bake cookies on his chest, thus using it like a cookie sheet. By the way, this person would be so hot that the cookies would just melt right off.
1. That guy playing basketball over there without his shirt on, ohhhh he's a cookie sheet.

2. The man with the flub hanging over his pants is totally not a cookie sheet!!!
by Arizona_Bam January 27, 2010
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Cookie ADD

Someone who's attention is completely taken away from what they were doing when they see a cookie
John: did you understand number 3?
Adam: yea, you have to take the statistical mean of ... Coooooookie... sorry, the total sample size.
John: Damn son you got some massive Cookie ADD
by aderol April 27, 2010
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Itz Cookie

Is a very queer name. Is bad at video games. Has leas then 10k subs on youtube. Thinks he is cool. Gaz is a better name
Itz Cookie is a Youtuber

Itz Cookie is live
by VIPmanYT October 21, 2018
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got cookies?

When working in a retail store, a phrase to let your coworkers know a woman with nice breasts is in the store.
Hey Ricardo, got cookies? register 4!
by Paulie W June 23, 2007
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Cookie-Sushi

A snack made by Liv Hatley for her husband, Ben. Whenever she bakes cookies, she leaves a bowl of cookie dough for Ben to eat. Often his grandkids want some too. And that includes Bryant Hollifield. He once said 'Raw food is all the rage. Just think of it as Cookie-Sushi'.
Liv: Anybody want some cookies? There's a bowl of Cookie-Sushi in the refrigerator.

Ben: Man, you've been cooking all day? This calls for a serious Benmobile.

Liv: Don't forget about the soy milk smoothie I left on the table for you. I want to keep my Hatley boy looking good!

Ben: Yeah, Cookie-Sushi is all the rage these days. (digs his hand into the bowl) Mmmmm, this is good. I love chocolate chip cookies!

Nick: Hey, what's that? I've never seen it. Is that some cookie dough?

Ben: (laughing) Not just cookie dough, buddy. That's cookie-sushi! Just try it. You'll love it.

Nick: (unsure) Should I taste it? Would it be too raw?

Barry: Sure! Its not so raw. You know your grandpa Ben says: Raw food is all the rage!

Nick: This is great! But how are we going to work off all this gooey?

Ben: The Benmobile, of course!! Want a ride? (hops on the Benmobile) Here we go! This is going to be good.

Nick: Sweet! You know how I love to come along for the ride when you ride this thing. (he picks up a cowboy hat) RIDE 'EM, HATLEY!

Liv: (laughing) Have fun you two! Later on, I might have to hop on there myself. Cookie-Sushi rocks! (walks over and high fives Ben)
by Dusty's Baby Powder May 22, 2011
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cookied out

Being oblivious and overwrought due to the excessive eating of cookies.
I didn't play football with my friends today because i was all cookied out.
by ryan ainsworth October 10, 2005
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Cookie Monster

To eat ass or pussy out with the same hunger and love as Cookie Monster does for cookies
Sam whispered in Neda's ear during a family dinner party "I wanna Cookie Monster your ass later... Uhm Uhm Uhm"

I ate her ass out while making the "uhm uhm uhm" noise and she called me Cookie Monster.

I Cookie Monster-ed her pussy
by CoolMude June 15, 2017
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