fruit aisle at walmart

jay is the entire fruit aisle at walmart. it is also a huge piss baby that enjoys pulling peoples hair and constantly screaming the word “muffin”. jay must be put down immediately considering the fact that it has caused multiple world ending events.

person 1: wait, why is the entire fruit aisle at walmart (jay) playing twister with the homeless man over there?

person 2: oh, it’s because it’s a piss baby!

by fhaiwjdijd July 13, 2021

Succulent Fruit of the Hood

Citrullus lanatus AKA Watermelon. Term used in identifying the consuming of a watermelon, usually in a heavily populated African American community.

We have fried chicken, Kool-Aid, and the succulent fruit of the hood here!

by fardchannel August 17, 2021

Blox Fruits Player

Someone who goes full-on out against you after you hit them once as a joke or by accident.

These people don't necessarily have to be actual Blox Fruits Players. Instead, they are given this name because everyone in Blox Fruits gets angry after a single hit.

They also have no life and need to touch grass.

"I just hit you ONCE and you have been killing me for the past 10 minutes"
"You're a Blox Fruits player"

"I'M NOT"

Goes on to kill you for another 10 minutes

by pvc1983 May 16, 2023

Passion Fruit Smoothie

A sexual term referring to the biological excretion left over upon a man's ejaculation mixing with a woman's menstration or period causing the creation of a smooth thick pinkish gel.

After intercourse the young couple hopped in the shower together to wash off the passion fruit smoothie before it dried;

Dan is a nasty muthaf*cka! He likes to eat his passion fruit smoothies

by Hubmonster January 7, 2010

Fruit Pie The Magician

Fruit Pie the Magician was the mascot of Hostess Fruit Pies, appearing on the label for over 30 years. The brilliant imagineers at Hostess marketing conceived of this character: An anatomically correct fruit pie wearing a top hat and cape and wielding a magic wand.

Steve: I had a terrible dream last night.
Mike: Tell me about it.
Steve: This giant walking pastry turned me into a fruit pie! I'm pretty sure it was Fruit Pie The Magician.
Mike: Did I mention you look delicious?
Steve: I'm berry.
Mike: You're berry delicious.
Steve and Mike: Ha ha ha ha ha!

by Mr Softey January 28, 2009

fruit loop cum

The white frosting on the outside of fruit loops after having 'milked them'

p1: "omg theres cum on my fruit loops"
p2 " no dude its just fruit loop cum"
P1 " ohh ok. nom nom nom....fruit loop cum...nom nom"

by timmy+aaron January 18, 2009

ish mu fruit

Whatever one wants it to mean.

I ish mu fruit you.
You ish mu fruit.
You're my ish mu fruit.
Ish mu fruit.

by Zachary Milburn October 14, 2006