Wake and Fake

Morning sex where the male or female orgasm is faked in order to shorten this experience that should already only take between 5-10 minutes.

I hate it when my wife fake orgasims. She fake orgasmed the other morning. She thinks it helped, but it was only coincidence that I came faster.

"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"

by Explosive_Joseph June 11, 2020

Fake Jammer

When someone lies about smoking a fat blunt and pretends to be high

Averi: I just hit a jam

Miles: You are a fake jammer

by twarzex January 15, 2023

Fake Wilding

Wilding out for no reason and looking dumb while you're doing it. This word is usually for women that are either crazy, dumb, dumb as hell or loud as hell.

Was you just fake wilding.

by Fake Wilding May 25, 2018

fake blowie

When you take a funny picture with a friend of a pretend blow job, get a laugh, then get drunk, then smoke a bowl, and then get a real blow job from your friend and don’t tell any of your friends.

I can’t believe we did a fake blowie last night; your lips have chlamydia.

by SirDunnsalot July 1, 2021

Fake Snake

Google's version of snake which is a poor man's version of the original Nokia snake!

Stop playing that fake snake!

by TrashPrike December 17, 2018

fake waves

waves that were made artificially by boats.

50 percent of the waves in the lake are fake waves or "man made"

by nobody else here March 29, 2017

Fake Blasted

When a person pretends to be blasted (drunk)

John was fake blasted when I arrived at his crib.

by Smartee Pants July 7, 2021