A Spork Ninja is a mythological creature that is always looking for gold, and is always looking for an unexpected person to not pay attention. They will sneak up behind you, and decapitate you with a spork.
Not to be confused with Spork Sensei
Not to be confused with Spork Sensei
Person#1: Dude! Weak! Something Decapitated Kenny!
Person#2: Ewwwww, looks like a Spork Ninja attack to me...
Person#2: Ewwwww, looks like a Spork Ninja attack to me...
by omgykkyb September 24, 2006
Get the Spork Ninjamug. A small, albeit herpes-infested ninja. He comes into your house while you are away and touches EVERYTHING.
Do you ever wonder why your room smells funny sometimes when you come home? That's a sure sign that the herpes ninja has paid you a visit.
by Galaxion Shinyshanks September 14, 2009
Get the Herpes Ninjamug. the small nearly unnoticeable laugh a ninja does on the rare occasion when he is caught. Ninjas are almost never caught, hence no one knows what a ninja giggle sounds like.
As the ninja unobtrusively snuck down the high school hallway and the assistant principal saw him, he ninja giggled
by luckyones05 May 6, 2006
Get the ninja gigglemug. by Gerg Craver October 5, 2007
Get the ninja pizzamug. by Prycey September 9, 2003
Get the ass ninjamug. Did you see that guy sneaking him around,
Yeah he looked gay
Must be Bubba Ninja
Yep, there's a big fat guy putting his dick in his ass
Yeah he looked gay
Must be Bubba Ninja
Yep, there's a big fat guy putting his dick in his ass
by Taylor February 10, 2005
Get the Bubba Ninjamug. One who is extremely well at selling drugs, not going to school, blaming white people for their problems, and spending welfare checks on grape drank.
Here is a list of the known pigment Ninjas:
The fast Ninja:
One who is extremely well at running from the Police, this form of pigment hails from Kenya. They never stop running.
The educated Ninja:
Thought to be extinct, these ninjas have only been mentioned in myth. Only one is thought to exist and he will be the next president.
The dreaming Ninja:
Martin Luther King
The "Glove just doesn't fit Ninja"
OJ Simpson, also known as the "I didn't do it Ninja.
The Church Ninja:
Good examples of these Ninjas are Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, these Ninjas are actually Black Supremacists.
The Muffin Top Ninja:
The female pigment ninja, these ninjas believe that they are sexy, when in fact they are far from anything resembling boner material.
The KFC Ninja:
The most common form of Pigment Ninja, These ninja's are thought to be part of the Colonels army.
The Nigga Ninja:
This form of Pigment uses the word Nigga every other word.
There are many other forms of Pigment Ninjas around the world but these are the most common
Here is a list of the known pigment Ninjas:
The fast Ninja:
One who is extremely well at running from the Police, this form of pigment hails from Kenya. They never stop running.
The educated Ninja:
Thought to be extinct, these ninjas have only been mentioned in myth. Only one is thought to exist and he will be the next president.
The dreaming Ninja:
Martin Luther King
The "Glove just doesn't fit Ninja"
OJ Simpson, also known as the "I didn't do it Ninja.
The Church Ninja:
Good examples of these Ninjas are Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, these Ninjas are actually Black Supremacists.
The Muffin Top Ninja:
The female pigment ninja, these ninjas believe that they are sexy, when in fact they are far from anything resembling boner material.
The KFC Ninja:
The most common form of Pigment Ninja, These ninja's are thought to be part of the Colonels army.
The Nigga Ninja:
This form of Pigment uses the word Nigga every other word.
There are many other forms of Pigment Ninjas around the world but these are the most common
by Nigga4lyfeHomieG December 22, 2008
Get the Pigment Ninjamug.