state job

A profession for otherwise unemployable losers where 37.5 hours is a full week even though it is more like 32 hours a week after the three required 20 minute smoke/coffee breaks a day. Here "work" is an oxymoron as most of accomplishments come from outside contractors or new employees who haven’t "learned the ropes".

This state job rocks! I don’t do shit and taxpayers pay me a 5 figure salary. Even if they found out what a loser I am they can’t even fire me.

by Massachusetts DOR Contractor November 1, 2003

United States of America

The most wicked, awful, and horrible country in the history of the world. America claims to be the land of freedom and democracy, despite it being a warmongering oligarchy whos propaganda brainwashed millions. It is an imperialist nation that has been fucking over the middle east for decades, and it's own natives and minority populations for decades (via genocide, unjust laws, etc). It also had a hate boner for communism

Thomas Jefferson, one of the men who helped create the united states of America, said in a speech all men are created equal. While at the same time he owned slaves

by Dr.Quackers September 8, 2020

The United States of America

The center of the world.

Anything not part of The United States of America doesn't matter.

by FlareNUKE August 23, 2006

Tri-state levels of driving

The understanding of how NYC drivers can not drive, and how PA does not kow how to create, maintain, or label their roadways. Which leaves NJ in the middle to be better than both while getting blamed for the driving problems of NYC and PA

Commonly Heard Phrases About Tri-state levels of Driving
"Damn I cannot find this damn road in PA, I'm sooo lost out here in amish country"

"DAMN THOSE NYC DRIVERS! LEARN TO DRIVE!"

"Hell Yea, we Jersians got it right"

by MosesOnAcid July 4, 2006

T-State

Sexy alto eago of any jew who wants to be cool!

T-State be making his new movie....T-STate gets gonnaria. It be a tradgedy slash comedy slash dance movie slash porno! T State say hell to thuh muthuh fuckin yeah!

by The real Stephen Hawking February 17, 2009

Jumping State

Jumping State (v): The act of leaving the state you reside in for any number of reasons. Whether it be for vacation, or running away from something.

"I gotta jump state for a while and keep a low profile."
"We're jumping state for a good week."

by Dan732 April 25, 2010

Pioneer State High School

The shittiest school ever, filled with druggos, sluts and whores.
Fights happen EVERY WEEK literally!?!?!?

pioneer state high school is a shitty school

by pioneerisshit September 22, 2019