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gluey snakes

When the poop comes out like a snake covered in glue. Often times extending the poop time by as much as three fold. The clean up is much much longer often times requiring a half a roll of toilet paper.
“Pat are you done shitting yet?” “ not yet Josh I’m in the middle of some gluey snakes”
by Topstermarv March 17, 2022
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Snake Bite

When the very tip of your dick feels an unmistakable sharp Peirce. It's around the inside of it but still at the very tip.
Shit man, I have a Snake Bite.”

Damn bro I hate those.”
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Dirtbag snake

A person who smashes another persons ex wife and that person gets mad because they thought y’all was considered podnas.
Hey bro I heard dude smashed your ex!

Yeah man thought we was cool he is such a dirtbag snake! He still owes me 25 bucks too!

Guess I’ll never see that again!

Yeah man that sucks I can’t stand a dirtbag snake one got me last week!
by Whoopigoldnerd September 30, 2021
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Snake nap

A nap after eating a large meal. Like the postprandial rest/digest phase after a snake ingests a large meal.
"That burger was epic, I'm going to need a snake nap after finishing it".
by RLJ86 July 13, 2021
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computing snake

during sex, when you make eye contact with the female trying to find the vagina with your penis, but you can't quite find the opening. However, you refuse to look down, therefore leaving your snake to compute.
goddamit, jarett pulled a computing snake and ended up going soft.
by jarett August 9, 2021
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bone snake

by anonymous June 18, 2021
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