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Sailor-Moon

The main character from the Sailor Moon anime series. Everyone is always making hentai with pictures of her being penatrated by tentacles because they find her hot or something, probably because she's a slut.
Hey look at Sailor Moon.

HEY LOOK AT THOSE TENTACLES!1!11oneoneone
by BackToNormal February 9, 2005
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Snailing

When a group of Men ejaculate onto a woman's stomach and chest, then make her slide across the floor while salt is thrown at her by the handful.
"Me and my 8 bro's got into Snailing a chick across the wood floor last night, we got salt everywhere"

"Jenna let me snail her, I think I love her"

"She's a ride or die bitch, I heard she even into Snailing"
by QWERTYASDFGHZXCVBN September 17, 2012
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angry sailor

when a man pisses inbetween a chicks tits forming a lake and then rams his hard dick through it and screams all dirty shit like a fucking sailor
O, did you guys hear about how Mike gave Adam an angry sailor the other night. His tits were soaked in his urine. I always knew they were homos.
by belf November 10, 2006
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Smooth Sailor

A drink most commonly consumed by those who attend Eckerd College. A bitch drink. For those lacking the ability to handle their liquor.
Bro 1: Brah, I can make you a gnarly Smooth Sailor.

Bro 2: Dude, man up and take a shot.
by 123456789ABCDDEFG December 8, 2010
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Sailor's wank

The practice of numbing one's action hand, generally through circulation restriction or ice application, for the purpose of pseudo-auto-erotic masturbation.

I.e., it feels like someone else is doing it. Popular extensions include shaving and manicuring the hand to give a visual as well as sensory illusion.

So called due to the increasingly eccentric and imaginative masturbation aids that long periods at sea causes.
Seaman Staines: Ahoy! Why is there no ice in the freezer?
Master Bates: Because I just used it all to numb my hand and rub out a cheeky Sailor's wank all over your insoles.

and

Captain Jack Sparrow: Ahar, me matey. Where's me rubber bands for me hair?
Roger the Cabin Boy: Sup Jack. I took your hair bands for an extravagant Sailor's wank on the poop deck. I can offer you this delicious, creamy white conditioner in return?
by Bertie Ahern December 9, 2008
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butt snails

A made up disease to be used for excuses like missing school, or not wanting to be raped in the ass.
Bend Over!

I wouldn't rape me if I were you, I have butt snails.

Dude, that's sick.
by lazerbrian November 7, 2007
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sailboat emoji

A deeper way to express love or affection. Sailboat is regarded a higher form of love than that expressed in the word "love".
I ⛵️ (sailboat emoji) you
by Douglas Sailboat Emoji December 16, 2014
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