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Smurf rage

A term used in regards to negative feelings about the Smurf race.
I'm not racist or anything but I've got smurf rage.
by GargamelGaming420 July 20, 2024
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Surfacing

The act of touching or gently rubbing a females’s asshole in a non-penetrative manner during penetrative vaginal sex. Common variants include rubbing the asshole with your thumb during doggystyle or with your middle finger when she’s grinding on top. Spit or other light lubrication is recommended as it is often considered a gateway drug to penetrative anal activities.
After a few months of surfacing, Brie was eager to graduate to shallowing or to even dare taking his cock fully in her ass.
by Sleepless in Madrid July 21, 2024
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Smurf orgy

A gangbang, clusterfuck, bukkake or mass circle jerk.

Named for the very skewed gender demographics, in which a typical Smurf village might have only one Smurfette for a population of nearly a hundred of the horny, blue-balled fuckers. The end result is these horny fucks will smurf just about anything if deprived of sexual activity for long enough.
Get enough fermented smurf berries into their tiny blue bellies and the typical blue-balled smurf will engage in spitroasting, double penetration, sloppy seconds and smurfing anything that even vaguely looks like a female Smurf until, blue in the face. they can take no more.

Ultimately the smurf orgy becomes a free-for-all where they'll smurf just about anything - male smurfs straight or gay, trees, shrubs, stray livestock or anything that moves. If they're intoxicated enough, expect the entire village to be wallowing in Smurf cum, which is as colourful as rainbows and as tasty as candy, but as slippery as silk and as greasy as petroleum jelly.

Vanity Smurf is gay. Sleezy Smurf and Skeezy Smurf are bisexual. A few others are suddenly very openminded when aroused and intoxicated on potent smurfberry wine. To them, a Smurf orgy is orgasmic bliss. In general, though, the skewed demographic numbers and the sheer number of overfilled, hairy blue balls do ensure that the end result is a clusterfuck of smurftastic proportions.

Typically an average Smurf will be walking funny for a week or more once this sorry, unfortunate episode finally ends.

Needless to say, the show's sponsors are typically not amused when the bill arrives to repair the damage to the village. A clusterfuck all around.
by bitchuck August 1, 2024
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Smurf day

When you are feeling blue and decide to not go to work but to spend the day doing your favorite things with a friend.
Nikki and Brian called in they must be taking a Smurf day.
by Jbrooksie711 August 16, 2024
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Smurf Cat

Its a random trend where they put a cat photoshopped to a smurf and put Alan Walker - Spectre music (on the We live, we love, we lie part) to the background

It's first appeared on a website called "images.cryhavok.org"

The creator of the image is unkown
Person 1: Hey man do you know that new trend? It's called smurf cat-

Person 2: we live, we love , we lie
by HexCodec September 19, 2023
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smurf cat

cat that a smurf
by smurf cat September 27, 2023
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Smurf cat

https: //youtu.be /SrK3wuYWhlQ

trust me....
by nummyskully October 2, 2023
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