Sloppy Almonds 

A sexual act that involves going balls deep into your partners ass andjizzing before pulling out. Upon removal the girl will then proceed to use her tongue to scrape up any remaining splooge or poop that coats the ball sack. It gets its name from the shape that the ball sack takes on when fully submerged in the poop-hole.

Skank: Oh my God, what smells like shit?

Whore: Sorry, I had some sloppy almonds at my boyfriend's during my lunch break. Didn't have time to brush my teeth.

Sloppy Almonds by sarcastictongue March 2, 2012

Sloppy poppy 

When a female give head to a guy with pop rocks in mouth

Dude Samantha gave me sloppy poppy last night

Sloppy poppy by Poppy15 August 6, 2019

sloppy joe

crazy, wild, sloppy, wet sex. it involves the male inserting his penis into the vagina soft when it is covered in globs of lube. after this you just gyrate and undulate out of control.

Ellen and I just sloppy joed and made a huge mess everywhere.

sloppy joe by swimminboi4 April 12, 2010

Sloppy Jaloppy Chin wipe 

When you are having sexual intercourse you ejaculate on to you're partners chin then you’re partner inhales you’re semen then you urinate on to you’re partners nipples this will cause yore partner to have a granny fit. You will then get worried and bake some waffles and massage them on to her buttocks, this will revive her and take a dump on to her nose this will make her go "yes"

B: I had a sloppy jaloppy chin wipe whit my wife
J: I also had one with my hamster

Sloppy Jaloppy Chin wipe by Billy Bob Goat June 17, 2009

sloppy labia 

a rather loose and moist vaginal casing that makes the same sound as when you let your face relax and shake your head back and forth.

shut your sloppy labia!!

sloppy labia by notpinkelephant April 27, 2006

Sloppy Dan 

The act of violently shaking your head side to side on a woman's labia during cunnilingus in which, after performing, the givers face should resemble a glazed donut.

Did you eat a box of donuts or give a sloppy dan?

Sloppy Dan by Hypnacog February 15, 2015

sloppy pippen 

Scottie pippen's mother.

So last night, I was humping Scottie's mom and I got crazy and shit all over her face. Which resulted in a sloppy pippen.

sloppy pippen by fuckyou March 27, 2004