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Secondhand Vagina

1) A vagina that is no longer tight like it used to be.

2) A vagina that looks so big and ugly it is a monstrosity and looks as though it may have the ability to eat a penis if one should go in there.

A Secondhand Vagina is very different than a Poonyatang and is therefore an exact opposite.
Every man in his quest for good sex is looking for a Poonyatang but sometimes has to settle for a Secondhand Vagina instead.
by CCRfromAFFY May 16, 2010
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secret hand shake

when someone jacks off in public and noone finds out about it
Ryan St.Clair was Secret hand shaking himself during 7th period in public and noone noticed
by Mike from school December 8, 2004
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Secret Running

n. one who runs alone in conventional garb because its faster, when they think no one is looking.
1. "I go secret running often, but I don't really tell anyone about it", said Geoff. 2. Becky and Marge saw 14 secret runners in New York City that morning.
by Dr. Pizzabagel O'blader March 24, 2009
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second city syndrome

When a smaller city talks down on a larger city due to insecurity of its own size and/or having less culture, music, art, employment. Usually this happens between two cities that are relatively close to one another.

Some great West Coast examples are Portland and Seattle, Los Angeles and San Francisco.

Ironically, the smaller city will always talk shit on the larger city, but the larger city will speak glowingly of the smaller one, often referring it to as "charming" or "cute". Often, larger city residents will visit the smaller city on weekend trips and mini-breaks while the smaller city will often have to come out of necessity- i.e. jobs or to see their favorite band play.
San Franciscan: God! I hate those superficial brainless L.A. types! The sun must absorb most of their brain cells because you can't have a single decent conversation down there! Oh, by the way, I have a few job interviews down there because I'm sick of living on unemployment in SF...No I don't have second city syndrome, that place just sucks

Angeleno: Oh my god! I totally went to Frisco and it was like awesome! It's so foggy and cute! And theres all these hills! Oh my god let's go again next weekend and have brunch! At that one place with those guys with all the tattoos! Soooo much fun!

Portlander: Seattle totally sucks! Its full of these corporate liberal hypocrites that are rude and fake...man. Whatever- no, I don't have 2nd city Syndrome. I keep it real in the streets...P-town for life, blood. (stupid handshake/and or tattoo revealing a "portland" icon)...Hey... we need to get tix to see Skrillex play next weekend...yeah, he's only playing in Seattle...

Seattelite: So Jenny and I went down to Portland the other weekend and had brunch at that great new place! What a nice city...we stayed at the co-op bed & breakfast too with the organic rose bushes...beautiful! Let's go down there again soon.
by W.Coastie Girl July 10, 2012
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Secret Saturday

Not being able to participate in internet activities on Saturday's due to secret and private matters. The usual excuse/cover story being driving to friend who lives far away.

Although this may be a possibility....only god knows what happens during Secret Saturday's
Due to this mysterious dissappearance people have associated the "secret" context of the word to having anything to do with inuendo. People assume that being private about it means you are insecure of what happens and the general conclusion................ANYTHING LINKED WITH THE PHENOMINON WE CALL SEX

The meaning being relating phrases that can be interpreted in an inuendo manor to sex thus being called/known as Secret Saturday
"Raikonen bumped me from behind"-Secret Saturday
by PauseunPause August 19, 2013
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Ed Hardy Security

Meat head, juicer douche bags that wear tight fitting designer T-shirts and destroy a good scene by overindulging and starting fights with anyone and everyone because of impotence and uncontrollable roid rage.
We were having a good time until Ed Hardy Security arrived and started trashing up the place, so the bar had to call the cops and everyone got kicked out.
by LightStormBRLA July 5, 2009
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Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret is a popular retail store where women can buy all types of sexy underwear, bras, and other kinds of lingerie. Often overpriced, Victoria's Secret products are of high quality. Victoria's Secret Pink, an offshoot of the main company, is known for its cute and comfy clothes and underwear. Apparently, Victoria's Secret was started by a man- hence, Victoria's *Secret*.
Heidi: Hey let's go to the mall! I have a lot of money and I need new lingerie that's really pretty!
Miranda: Let's go to Victoria's Secret! They have the best stuff ever!!
by MissCaliBrownie April 9, 2010
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