Santa

Another, more fucked up, personality of Satan

"What did you ask Santa for this year Timmy?"
"I asked for dad to come back"

by ThatBoyFromSchool June 6, 2021

Santa Fe Sun Roof

When you take a massive, steaming poop in someone's open sun roof.

"Did you hear? Becky broke up with John, so he gave her a Santa Fe Sun Roof!"

by JavianLost June 10, 2021

The Santa Claus

The act of climbing up on your roof, bending a girl over the chimney and pounding her until you blow, sending your “present”, down the chimney.

Yo I ran The Santa Clause on this girl last night

by sneakypetercheek May 23, 2021

Santa Claus

a fat old bastard that slips through your chimney, eats all your cookies, and gives you coal in return.
and yes, he is real, but he was just arrested for breaking and entering in the 80s

Santa Claus is coming

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 31, 2024

Santa

Mass murderer who kills in vengeance. Seriously, it's true! Just ask Weird Al!

The night Santa went crazy, the night Saint Nick went insane, realized he'd been gettin' the raw deal, somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain

by Shinobi77Gamer December 8, 2024

Ozempic Santa Claus

When a billionaire spends too long in the K-hole

Wow, when that rocket guy finally made it back, he looked like an Ozempic Santa Claus

by NotHalfBad333 December 27, 2024

Warm Santa

When you share a Santa costume with anything person, and the fart or defecate before giving the costume to you.

Sally did you warm Santa this suit before I put it on?

by SporkyBorky January 5, 2025