Salty Bitch

Someone who is butthurt at life in general.

This salty bitch g u c c i™ is trolling online.

by kmsbitches June 24, 2017

Salty Milk

The juice that comes from a males manhood seconds after sexual stimulation.

Dave: I gave that bitch a good jizz bath lastnight!

Bob: You mean you gave her the ole' salty milk mustache?

Dave: Hella yeah! It does a body goood!

by Scroto T. Baggins February 24, 2004

Salty-Spatoon

when fucking a chick(with a rubber), you skeet in the condom, and rub the skeet all over your dick, then you take off the condom and slap the girl around with your "salty-spatoon"

Chester: dude holy shat after a rough night with ryan's mom, i finished off that MILF with a salty-spatoon.

Ryan: dude same here!

by Chester THEE Molester December 20, 2008

salty key

While receiving oral pleasure, during ejaculation, one must flip over pinning the girls head to the floor and accomplish a full 360, resembling a key turning a lock. This manuver was originated in a parkinglot in the Florida Keys.

Austin and Brendan took turns performing the salty key on Lily(the hot one).

by Brendan, Austin, and Lily January 3, 2006

John Salley

John Thomas Salley (born May 16, 1964 in Brooklyn, New York) is a former professional basketball player in the NBA. Salley is the first player in NBA history to play on three different championship-winning franchises.

John Salley is now a regular guest on, "The Best Damn Sports show" where he consistently makes himself look like a douchebag. Although he was a more than adequate basketball player, hey may suffer from down syndrome. Recently his heterosexuality has come into question as well.

Conversation in relation to Barry Bonds cheating:

John Salley:
"Cheating is ok, everyone does it yo. Everyone stretches the pewamatas (parameters)."
Really Hot Lawyer chick:
"Yeah, and they usually pay the prices, because there are rules"
John Salley:
"you tellin' me you never go fitty five in a 50 zone?"
Really hot lawyer chick:
"yes, and thats why I have speeding tickets which I've payed!"
John Salley:
"haha..yo girl, you gotta change your groove"

by porneggs July 6, 2006

Salty Sea Spray

After a men ejaculates inside the woman, he then puts his face level with her filled vagina, she queefs, and sprays a combination of his and her juices into his face, mouth, and eyes.

James thought he was cool for banging that filthy stripper, but when he bent down to get his wallet she totally gave him a salty sea spray.

by imwildyourmild March 6, 2009

Salty Adolph

When you drink cum but it ends up cumming(see what I did there) down your nose and gives the shape of a hitler mustache

Your mom had a salty Adolph last night

by U.Y.G.R. July 15, 2016