Rusty Sheldon

Rusty sheldon is where you grab condom when your about do bang yo' bitch, then you take a massive shit inside thy condom, you then make a small incision on the top of the condom where the 'reservoir' for the semen is.
you then slap the bitch with the condom.
you put the condom on.
bang yo' beyatch.
take a piss during the sex and get all the shit outta the condom!

Dayum, im so fucking horny, im going to give my bitch a Rusty Sheldon tonight.

by Millarddd October 10, 2011

Rusty

A lazy, fat, disgusting, slob of a man who has homosexual tendencies.

Damn, that fat-ass over there reminds me of Rusty.

That is one Rusty looking mother fucker!

by UrbManJM August 12, 2012

rusty mason

Another term for a penis covered in feces after anal sex.

"I nailed her in the pooper and ended up with a rusty mason."

by jiggywidit March 1, 2007

Rusty Gobblin

When you grow your toe nails out the the extent that they turn a golden rust nasty as fuck looking color. Then you sneak up behind your girlfriend , friend , mom or dad and kick them in the ass.

Last night I gave Gina a Rusty Gobblin , now she cant sit down because i tore her asshole open.

by Daryl Martin (Axe) January 27, 2008

rusty bullett hole

Slightly dirty butthole

Might get hepatitis playing with a rusty bullett hole.

by Ryuto January 19, 2014

Rusty Bumper

(n). A feces latent anus sighting during the action of sex.
(n). A person's ass you might think to be rather dirty. A dirty ass.

I was having sex with this girl and when I flipped her over she had a rusty bumper.

I bet that girl has a rusty bumper.

by Andy and the Rad April 20, 2009

Rusty Knuckles

Similar in VERY FEW regards to "Bloody Knuckles" that we played as kids....

"Rusty Knuckles" is simply (depending on your particular 'acceptance' of said limb) the act of anal fisting.

does this really need an example?

I guess....see goatse.cx for historic reference?

"Oh man, Justin and Andrew were having playtime.....Justin was stretching for his receiving of Andrews clenched fist. I bet he has Rusty Knuckles now!"

by The Italian Job May 18, 2009