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The Russian Tennis Geyser

While shoving 4-5 vodka soaked tennis balls up her twat. The Russian Tennis Geyser is performed when the woman in question increases pressure in her snatch by preparing to queef, then letting it all explode out at once. There are only 5 known casualties that were sacrificed in the making of this technique. This is generally very dangerous and should not be attempted unless you are a professional whore.
"that popcorn poped so loud we thought you were doing the russian tennis geyser."
by puebner May 24, 2014
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Communist Russia

a beautiful utopia where everyone lives in perfect harmony everyone has the same belief and no one argues about politics ever
by pureanonymoustruth May 16, 2018
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Act of Russian

Doing something stupid; an outrageous act of stupidity. Any video from Russia captured on a potato camera.
Person: So I was playing with fire and decided that wasn't dangerous enough. So I used a piece of glass as a hot plate and started boiling candle wax! The glass, not made for such heat, exploded sending red hot pieces of shrapnel glass and boiling wax, all over me!

Doctor: well, it seems you have accomplished your Act of Russian for the day.
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Rossing

someone that creeps on people every day. It's a different level from a creeper, it's someone that finds creeping amusing.
Dude you have to stop rossing, its becoming really concerning.
by DWU March 23, 2012
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rusipher

A swag master, everyone wants to be him.
Damn nigga, Anthony Black is a rusipher.
by Vederzane October 16, 2013
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Rusi

Rusi is someone who is a ball hog in every sport and always brags about themselves
Omg did you see them over there their just like rusi
by Soccer ⚽️ May 8, 2019
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Rossi

A band teacher, who drinks Diet Coke and smells like Irish Spring soap
Person 1: what’s your teacher like?

Person 2: a rossi.
by lolfuckbitch May 31, 2020
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