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by Voni_Fuck37 October 4, 2025
Get the u/free-relationship-22 mug.A condition where someone becomes hyper-focused on minor flaws or negative aspects of their romantic relationship, causing them to lose sight of the overall beauty, strength, and positivity of the connection. This distorted perspective often leads to unnecessary dissatisfaction, conflict, or even a breakup. The most effective remedy is cultivating gratitude and consciously appreciating the positive elements of the partnership.
"They were genuinely happy together, but relationship dysmorphia set in, and suddenly all they saw were problems rather than the deep love they shared."
by drstarheartsong October 5, 2025
Get the Relationship Dysmorphia mug.A relationship during the colder months aka "cuffing season", that’s not meant to last until summer.
“It’s real boyfriend weather right now. I wish I had a hibernation relationship so i could cuddle right now and be free in summer.”
by douchebagg404 December 1, 2025
Get the hibernation relationship mug.the opposite of a lavender relationship (a gay man and lesbian woman pretending to date), where a seemingly homosexual couple are actually two heterosexuals posing as gay for whatever reason.
by JohnTheRealGay December 15, 2025
Get the redneval relationship mug.I'm not having a relationship Meg. You shut the fuck up about it. You're going to let the piece of shit imposter do the thing you are trying to socially engineer me into not doing? No. Not allowed. You're also not allowed to tell me anything anymore Meg. You status has been permanently revoked because you tried to do that to me.
Hym "So no you're not waiting for me to have a relationship and if you don't stop waiting for me to do shit that I'm not ever going to fucking do I'm going to stop negotiating things entirely and I'm just going to start issuing edicts. Not that this isn't an edict but if the imposter is or has done the thing that you are trying to stop me from doing, I am, in fact, going to do that explicitly and you're in not position to tell me otherwise. You do the thing I said there is not fucking deadline. Stop fucking waiting."
by Hym Iam December 16, 2025
Get the Relationship mug.Refers to a couple's "close 'n' cuddly" status whereby one adoring partner usually sleeps with his/her head nestled on da other person's chest, eliminating da need for his/her own bed-pillow.
Not only do Tiffany and I totally have a "one-pillow relationship", but happily it "works in both directions", too --- either she snoozes wif her ear contentedly resting on my "warm fuzzy chest", or I savoringly lay my face on da warm silky-smooth patch above her soft ample "pillows" and doze off almost immediately.
by QuacksO January 21, 2025
Get the one-pillow relationship mug.A relationship where a person or both persons refuses to identify in a relationship or in a stage resulting in a relationship.
Both people identify the situation as a friendship, but the tension is always felt.
Both people identify the situation as a friendship, but the tension is always felt.
Alex and Jamie are in a semi-relationship: they spend countless hours together, share deep conversations, and have undeniable chemistry, but they both refuse to define their connection as anything more than friendship, leaving their dynamic in a constant state of unspoken tension.
by devsbn January 25, 2025
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