Redneck Ingenuity

Putting a large amount of faith in duck tape and WD-40 to fix all your problems

Friend 1: My 12 gauge fell in the marsh and broke the hand guard off on my last duck hunt. I just sprayed it with some good ole WD-Love and taped the hand guard back on and she works just fine

Friend 2: That’s some redneck ingenuity right there

by CSD02 November 27, 2021

Redneck-Salamander

Everything bad you can think of aimed at your girlfriend

You're a Redneck-Salamander.

by December 21, 2021

New York Redneck

A guy who lives in NY state who mows lawn for a living and has random outburst when he doesn’t take his pills on time which results in rage quitting in the online community.

Dang it Tim got upset again and pulled a New York Redneck.

by EPMark December 21, 2023

redneck hooligan

someone that will marry a crazy bitch at some point in their early life.

i bet Justin will be a proper redneck hooligan

by Snake667788 July 19, 2023

tattoo redneck

A white trash redneck living in a ghetto populated mostly by African Americans, such as a white kid in a trailer park in Atlanta, Georgia

matt lives in that black trailer park.

He is such a tattoo redneck.

by GRINCH November 21, 2013

Redneck bath salts

Drugs??????? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Me : leaving pizza place that shared a door with a pool place

Her: Did you get any redneck bath salts?

Me:what?
Her: Did you guys get any redneck bath salts?

Me: No...
Her: Redneck Bath salts. You should look them up. They're really good.

by Ribbajoxy1412 January 10, 2018

Redneck Humidifier

A burning hot skillet when you take it off the gas stove, and throw it into a sink full of water. It works best with a bit of grease.

Miller: “Shucks, Dan. This sun’s got mah’ skin feelin’ mighty crispy. Y’all got any lotion ‘round these parts?”

Dan: “Don’t need no lotion, ‘cauze I got the good ol’ redneck humidifier heatin’ up on the stove.”

by Splarch February 12, 2023