redneck rolex

Yeti cooler; the ultimate status symbol for the rural hook and bullet crowd. often seen strapped to the back of a side by side or residing in the bed of a diesel pick up truck. Costs more than a trip to whole foods or a Canada Goose coat. Fill it with coors light and you have more ladies than a rapper with a rolex.

Darryl was rolling coal all over and prius and the bed of his truck had a redneck rolex filled with silver bullets. He is getting laid tonight!

by white pine April 6, 2024

redneck anger

Redneck anger is a type of anger that happens to rednecks/white trash when drunk or pissed off. When this happens a fight will break out of something will be thrown it shot at

Bubba redneck anger came out last night. He threw beer bottles at Tommy

by Ewewwewwswqh March 12, 2017

redneck anime

WWE

Person 1: Hey dude, did you watch the WWE match between Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins?

Person 2: Nah dude. I don't watch Redneck Anime

by ReigninBlood44 June 14, 2022

redneck tiramisu

Next time you are on a roadtrip, give this tasty delight a try. While the gas tank is filling, go into the quickie mart and get a package of twinkies and a nice cup of coffee. Wait about 10 mins for the coffee to cool a little, unwrap a twinkie and quickly dunk it in the coffee. Enjoy immediately!

Andy: Let's stop for gas and score some redneck tiramisu!

Dave: What on earth is that??

Andy: We'll get some twinkies and dunk them in coffee...

Dave: (10 miles down the road when the coffee is at the perfect temp) holy cow! these are GREAT!

by Marshall Fazione November 20, 2016

Redneck

Low class bad assessment born in December and drives any truck

Is ur "redneck" A hard workin man.

by Windsir4208 November 7, 2019

Redneck Pipe Cleaner

When a guy takes his penis and stick it in a exhaust pipe and let his penis warm up like a tamale.

You guys want to learn the redneck pipe cleaner

by DieselDick3 May 19, 2018

Redneck-rigged

Sometimes buying new is not an option. It's during these times you have to go cheap and redneck-repair and innovate.

Still sad & racist as F*CK.Can me replaced with Ghetto rigging, nig rigging, jurry rig, and hillbilly rig depending on the audience being spoken to.

I just Redneck-rigged my steering wheel back on the car. I pray to to glorious Lynyrd Skynyrd it holds.

by MYGBF October 20, 2022