roberts is nice
by ebfjkawehbfhleflhaebfhjebfhjeb March 10, 2022
Get the robertsmug. the act of 'doing a robert' consists of either having an irrational fear of bananas, being too scared to do simple rudimentary instructions or having a very small penis.
'ere look at him'
'I know right?'
'why is he running from a banana?'
'ah, he must be doing a robert!'
'I know right?'
'why is he running from a banana?'
'ah, he must be doing a robert!'
by Kai Girthy December 2, 2022
Get the Doing A Robertmug. Robert Pattinson is the hottest, sexiest man to ever walk this planet. He is also known as Edward Cullen. Robert Pattinson is so beautiful I can’t even explain it!!!!!
by RobertPattinsonwife March 21, 2021
Get the Robert Pattinsonmug. by willpcubs2322 October 21, 2019
Get the COLE ROBERTSmug. Robert Parker Tyrell has a tiny todger full of nob cheese. he gets absolutely no pussy. no girl would ever go near his tiny shrimp dick, only his uncle was interested 👀. He enjoys maths and prostitution. he is clearly just a 60 year old disguised as a 15 year old so he can nonce on all the younger people. you can tell by his receding hairline and the fact that once again, he enjoys maths.
by kiddy fiddler 80246 March 3, 2022
Get the robert parker-tyrrelmug. A gay faggit with a big nose and no self morals. He has probably smoked 2 grams of weed in less than 15 minutes before. He hangs out with other faggots named Andrew, Evan, Brandon, Cole and Chris. He HAD a girl friend, broke up with her, for another girl with a hella think ass.
by Jonathan PickleRIIIIIIICK November 8, 2017
Get the Joshua Robertmug. A person who is self absorbed, thinks highly himself, and is usually in a supervisory position. See: dick with ears.
by Old Man Toot August 29, 2018
Get the Robert Wearsmug.