Pot shot

Pounding mixed drinks while shitting

Great new tradition:
Pot shots! That's how we roll in Noogatown.

by Pot Shotter June 7, 2018

stir the pot

when a guy invites two girls who he is trying to hook up with to the same party. instead of both girls getting offended and losing interest in the guy for attempting to have two dates, the girls become more attracted to the guy as they battle for his attention.

Damn, look at Jamie over there with natalie AND emily on either shoulder, meanwhile I'm standing here with my dick in my hand while my date is flirting with Nik." "Dude, I tried telling you, next time you gotta stir the pot.

by Loisaidas Ave. February 26, 2011

Texas Steam Pot

When a man is taking a big shit while getting head from another person

There's nothing better than a good ol' texas steam pot

by Bill O'reilly April 17, 2006

pot head

a person hu smokes lodsa weed n der alwys buzzin

pothead: "yeh i wnt sum hehehehehehehehehehe ..." (falls off his chair laughin)
Bob: "it woznt sposd 2 b funi u fuckin pot head"

by mizzbufftings September 18, 2004

St. Patty's Pot O' Gold

While your hitting a girl from behind you cum in her vag, pull out, insert your limpening dick in her butt. Once inserted begin too pee, while saying "magically delicous" thus making the St. Patty's Pot O' Gold.

Man after I came in that bitch I had to piss, so I just gave her the St. Patty's Pot O' Gold.

by Cecil Bernard April 29, 2009

hotter than a pot of neckbones

Extreemly pissed off!

When I caught that dude bangin my girl on my couch, i was HOTTER THAN A POT OF NECKBONES!

by mister delicious February 1, 2007

pot-spert

One who is an expert on the practice and etiquette of smoking Marijuana.

To smoke marijuana occasionally makes you a stoner, but to become a real Pot-spert, you must smoke it daily and religiously. A ritual that is accompanied by it's own customs and cultural practices.

by Marie Hernandez November 11, 2005