poop insurance

When your pretty sure it's just a fart, but you're gonna push that thing out with some force, so you sit down on the toilet just in case some poop's gonna follow

Guy 1: Hold on, i need to change my pants
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I decided to go without poop insurance and ended up shitting my pants

by fauxphantom1 November 22, 2011

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stewin' poop

Phrase used to define intestinal gurgling and rumblings. Often followed by a propt trip to the toilet to unload said "stew".

Damn Homie...I've been stewin' poop all day. Where's your bathroom?

by Tuna810 August 10, 2010

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Poop Job

When she goes poo poo on your wee wee

Guy 1: bro she gave me a poop job at lunch today
Guy 2: no way she shit on your dick?
Guy 3: yeah it was cool I watched it

by Dr Poop, M.D September 7, 2019

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Prison Poops

The art of defecating while locked away in prison.

The two worst things about prison are Prison poops, and dick-hole butt-shims.

by Dontusemyrealname December 2, 2010

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The occurrence where one is successfully able to excrete feces out of their rectum without requiring the use of toilet paper to clean up afterward, for the feces came out cleanly and smoothly.

After pooping, you wipe once to ensure there is no fecal matter there, If the toilet paper is clean, you have had a perfect-poop.

This morning, I had a perfect-poop. An excellent way to start my day.

by cheno1115 June 20, 2011

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