by Mikey Ofrd April 28, 2019
Get the Chunky poopmug. The occurrence where one is successfully able to excrete feces out of their rectum without requiring the use of toilet paper to clean up afterward, for the feces came out cleanly and smoothly.
After pooping, you wipe once to ensure there is no fecal matter there, If the toilet paper is clean, you have had a perfect-poop.
After pooping, you wipe once to ensure there is no fecal matter there, If the toilet paper is clean, you have had a perfect-poop.
by cheno1115 June 20, 2011
Get the Perfect-Poopmug. When your pretty sure it's just a fart, but you're gonna push that thing out with some force, so you sit down on the toilet just in case some poop's gonna follow
Guy 1: Hold on, i need to change my pants
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I decided to go without poop insurance and ended up shitting my pants
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I decided to go without poop insurance and ended up shitting my pants
by fauxphantom1 November 22, 2011
Get the poop insurancemug. Poop Thong is when a girl (or guy) gets poop stains on their thong as a result of either:
a) Not wiping well enough after defecation
b) Uncontrollable explosive diarrhea
c) Anal seepage
a) Not wiping well enough after defecation
b) Uncontrollable explosive diarrhea
c) Anal seepage
"Yo, I heard that girl Brandi Endbare had a poop thong. It was stankier than 2 homeless mothafuckaz playin' golf on a school night, ya feel me?"
"Yeah...yeah I feel ya dawg, like a threesome between a giraffe, a hippogriff, and Ted Danson."
"Exactly mah dude, like the sickest mothafuckin' thing you ever saw. I'm talkin' sicker than a vag degreased Betty White on peyote"
"Yeah man that be some fucked up shit, thinkin' about it just makes me wanna shit a beehive"
"Better that than a poop thong. Did I tell you about that girl Brandi Endbare?"
"Yeah...yeah I feel ya dawg, like a threesome between a giraffe, a hippogriff, and Ted Danson."
"Exactly mah dude, like the sickest mothafuckin' thing you ever saw. I'm talkin' sicker than a vag degreased Betty White on peyote"
"Yeah man that be some fucked up shit, thinkin' about it just makes me wanna shit a beehive"
"Better that than a poop thong. Did I tell you about that girl Brandi Endbare?"
by PoonStabba and the PussPatrol November 4, 2012
Get the Poop Thongmug. Phrase used to define intestinal gurgling and rumblings. Often followed by a propt trip to the toilet to unload said "stew".
by Tuna810 August 10, 2010
Get the stewin' poopmug. by Dontusemyrealname December 2, 2010
Get the Prison Poopsmug. Guy 1: bro she gave me a poop job at lunch today
Guy 2: no way she shit on your dick?
Guy 3: yeah it was cool I watched it
Guy 2: no way she shit on your dick?
Guy 3: yeah it was cool I watched it
by Dr Poop, M.D September 7, 2019
Get the Poop Jobmug.