When your pretty sure it's just a fart, but you're gonna push that thing out with some force, so you sit down on the toilet just in case some poop's gonna follow
Guy 1: Hold on, i need to change my pants
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I decided to go without poop insurance and ended up shitting my pants
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I decided to go without poop insurance and ended up shitting my pants
by fauxphantom1 June 06, 2011
Poop Thong is when a girl (or guy) gets poop stains on their thong as a result of either:
a) Not wiping well enough after defecation
b) Uncontrollable explosive diarrhea
c) Anal seepage
a) Not wiping well enough after defecation
b) Uncontrollable explosive diarrhea
c) Anal seepage
"Yo, I heard that girl Brandi Endbare had a poop thong. It was stankier than 2 homeless mothafuckaz playin' golf on a school night, ya feel me?"
"Yeah...yeah I feel ya dawg, like a threesome between a giraffe, a hippogriff, and Ted Danson."
"Exactly mah dude, like the sickest mothafuckin' thing you ever saw. I'm talkin' sicker than a vag degreased Betty White on peyote"
"Yeah man that be some fucked up shit, thinkin' about it just makes me wanna shit a beehive"
"Better that than a poop thong. Did I tell you about that girl Brandi Endbare?"
"Yeah...yeah I feel ya dawg, like a threesome between a giraffe, a hippogriff, and Ted Danson."
"Exactly mah dude, like the sickest mothafuckin' thing you ever saw. I'm talkin' sicker than a vag degreased Betty White on peyote"
"Yeah man that be some fucked up shit, thinkin' about it just makes me wanna shit a beehive"
"Better that than a poop thong. Did I tell you about that girl Brandi Endbare?"
by PoonStabba and the PussPatrol November 05, 2012
by 😂Wes8761😂 October 18, 2017
Phrase used to define intestinal gurgling and rumblings. Often followed by a propt trip to the toilet to unload said "stew".
by Tuna810 August 10, 2010
(noun) the loose portion of jeans dangling below the butt-region; typically found on those people with wide, flat asses who are unable to properly fill-out their jeans
by front porch April 03, 2007
Guy 1: bro she gave me a poop job at lunch today
Guy 2: no way she shit on your dick?
Guy 3: yeah it was cool I watched it
Guy 2: no way she shit on your dick?
Guy 3: yeah it was cool I watched it
by Dr Poop, M.D September 08, 2019
People that eat poop on every occasion day and night.
They get mad when You don’t put poop in your curry rice to make the flavor and texture extend itself.
“Poop eating is a religion”, they say
They get mad when You don’t put poop in your curry rice to make the flavor and texture extend itself.
“Poop eating is a religion”, they say
by Sora The Troll October 08, 2020