shit pit

a very dirty car... often splattered with cum and string cheeses.

"Yo man lets go take a ride in yo shit pit maybe catch some of dem hookas"

by EL NACHO... mucho grande April 15, 2015

pit-nicking

Stealing one of each, not a lot, not a bunch, like you steal one gum, one child, one flower.

I've enjoyed a bit of pit-nicking my whole life, i love stealing flowers from other people's gardens.

—Have you stolen something?

—I guess I have, I love pit-nicking!

by sirako July 17, 2025

Snake pit zero

One who claims to save lives at the Indy 500, but in actuality gives CPR to healthy, breathing people.

Did you hear about the girl named Snake Pit Zero that could have killed someone at the Indy 500??

by GFYAH December 10, 2019

Dank Pits

When your armpits have the very distinct odor associated with weed

Friend 1: "Dude, what smells like weed?"
Friend 2: "I don't know let me check the pits"
Friend 2: "Oh man, have I got some dank pits or what?"

by Gtfoofmyface March 20, 2016

Ball pit

Two men scissoring so their balls dance joyously around together (like in a ball pit)

I'm feeling playful. Do you wanna ball pit later?

by ProfessorAsk September 28, 2025

Shoulder-pit

The area, your shoulder and armpit combined, that intelligent people sneeze into as to not cover their hands in disgusting germs and disease everything they touch.

He sneezed into his shoulder-pit.

by Princess Turtle March 30, 2009

time traveling ball pit

A thing from the fnaf books where a an old ball pit somehow can go back in time opens up the possibility of springtrap being in a medieval suit of armour and is incredibly stra age and stupid

Guy 1 : hey did you hear the new fnaf game takes place in Medivail times how is that possible

Guy 2 : time traveling ball pit that’s how

by mercy deserves medic April 24, 2022