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munchy puppy

The act of filling a girls vagina with peanut butter and letting a day lick it out. Usually done with a dog who hasn't eaten in a day or two. This can be done with Nutella and marshmallow whip too.
Man, I was so tired last time I have my girl a munchy puppy. She never even knew I wasn't doing it.
by Dr.Doctors March 27, 2015
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sick puppy

A man or woman with an illness that dates a normal healthy person. People with low self worth will look at a "sick puppy" and see that them as cute, needy, and feel attracted because they believe they can fix or comfort the person and find purpose for their own life. It's also a way to escape rejection or being dumped, because it's hard to get dumped when the sick puppy dies.
Since his divorce Larry likes to chase sick puppies. He wants to fix them to make himself feel important. He found a sick puppy in England, traveled to her, and porked with her while she was in hospice.
by elfinmajik November 13, 2017
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Puppy

A puppy is a cute bundle of happiness that needs to be loved and fed
Did you see that puppy she looks so adorable I just want to hug her
by Some Random Guy From Maryland November 12, 2020
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Crotch puppies

The process of walking a dog with the leash trailing between the two back legs in an attempt to gain canine compliance through overstimulation or greater fear of the collar pull. (Sidebar: Or the dog walker is dumb.)
Did you see those two crotch puppies on the trail yesterday? I feel so bad for those pooches. Someone needs to learn how to walk a dog.
by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 21, 2021
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Doomed Puppy

A character inserted into a stories plot solely to gain the love and support of the audience before being subjected to unfortunate circumstances for the sake of adding emotional weight to the story.
Bob was such a doomed puppy in season two of Stranger Things.
by Wricks July 2, 2022
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Sloppy Puppy

When you’re fucking a shorty that’s tiny and she be hella naughty like a little sloppy puppy
“Damn bitch you little sloppy puppy”
by Watermelon tits October 10, 2021
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Snow Puppy

Like a snow-bunny, but simply the male version
When I die ima go to snow puppy heaven” - dr umar (not a real quote, based off song named “snow bunny heaven”)
by big man my man May 2, 2024
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