Noah

a fucking fatass who has short balding black hair and the tiniest dick to exist.

1. “DUDE LOOK ITS NOAH“
2. “BRO HES SO FAT“

by AFUCKINGTACO June 22, 2025

Noah

A guy with a huge bbc and very tasty cum loves to eat dick and is usually friends with the Alexanders

Hey Noah,
Oh hey alex

by Bigmeninbed November 26, 2021

Noah

Noah. Noah is a tall boy who gets the girls. All Noah does is lean over poles and looks ay girls. NOAH IS HOT. he is very athletic and plays netball.

girl 1: what ya doing?
girl 2: looking at noah ugh hes so gorgeous
girl 1: oop sorry girl * runs over to Noah andkisses him*

by BB:) May 24, 2021

Goofy Ahh Noah

Dirty kid who loves sex, loves being gay, loves ballsacks, and is racist as hell. They make racist jokes and say they aren’t racist.

Person 1: “Bro you are such a Goofy Ahh Noah.”
Person 2: “I don’t make racist jokes, the jokes i make are not racist!”

by therockisdaddy November 9, 2022

Preach floods to Noah

Advocate to someone an opinion or stance that s/he already holds -- preach to the converted -- push on an open door . . . with a flavour of "a bit of a waste of time and effort"

Turns out we agree on this, so I won't try to preach floods to Noah.

by Kickasso April 14, 2021

Noah

Noah is a caring, loyal and trustworthy boyfriend to have. He will look after you and support you through any tough stage of ur life. He tends to be really hot and good at rugby, if you ever manage to pull a noah you’re very lucky cuz he’s a keeper. His type is usually small, blonde and feisty❤️

God I love noah he’s just perfect

by Shister James April 21, 2019

Noah

Noah, this is for you especially. Girls go crazy for Noah. Noah is humorous, kind, entertaining, hardworking, and very good looking. Noah is loved by so much and if you know a Noah, never let go of them because they are so very special. Noah is amazing, fun, and has the best personality. Noah is one of the greatest dudes you could find as a fantastic significant other, caring brother, sweet brother, and just a charming friend you might accidentally fall for. Not to mention his politeness. He could be the one for you, never leave this dude. He may act immature sometimes but he is mature just as much as a 43 year old man. The dude is strong to go through anything mentally and physically. He's too talented for you to understand if you were to ever trash him. He could be wise, calming, and so helpful. To some it all up, just never let go to somebody named Noah. You'll regret it. For. Ever.

"Noah how do you get so many girls on your back and yet still only like one?"

"Noah, you have such beautiful eyes and gorgeous curls, it's crazy."

"Noah, baby, I love you so damn much."

"Noah, you're gonna be okay. I promise."

by dylan :3 January 29, 2020